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Trump gave a speech on law and order a week or so ago. Apparently, there’s no problem at all with culturally systemic racism in any of our roughly eighteen thousand police departments. Apparently, the problem is a war on police led by the president.
This coming from a man who boasted he could prove the president isn’t a citizen. A man who said “There’s my African American” about the only black male in a sea of white on a campaign stop.
There were fewer police killed under Obama’s administration than any two term president in our lifetime.
The killing of twelve year old Tamir Rice in Cleveland Ohio. A cop that should should never have been allowed to carry a badge or a gun killed a boy with a toy gun within less than three seconds of rolling up.
A cop in Ferguson Missouri empties his entire clip into an unarmed teenager from a distance, without any knowledge he committed any crime other than jaywalking. The culturally systemic record of racism for this municipality extracting revenue from it’s poorest and blackest is appalling. The DOJ’s report was as explicit as it was scathing.
Dashcam video of Laquan McDonald, walking away, not even running, unarmed, shot sixteen times in the back even after he fell to the ground by an officer on scene for less than thirty seconds in Chicago. Surrounded by other cops. It took a year for the video to be released and charges to be filed.
I could go on and on and on.
So far, no convictions for murder.
There are shitty cops.
Way too much of this now on video to arrive at any conclusion other than we have a systemic problem inside the culture of too many of eighteen thousand American police departments.
There’s no video of Catholic priests raping children but most of us realize it’s huge goddamn problem.
Black people are pissed and scared and white people are scared and pissed and this is why. Jackasses like Trump shamelessly exploit the systemic culture of racism within most of our police departments that once made white people great.
White people have never been great.
Minorities all over this country aren’t afforded the benefit of the doubt by police yet it was never predicated on that benefit of doubt being afforded to police by the citizenry. See, cops are necessarily supposed to be above that shit. It sucks but it’s clearly part of the job description.
Criminals are inherently shitty.
The militarization is fucking spooky. Police are supposed to do the best they can to make people feel safe as opposed to threatened. What I see is cops festooned with firepower lethal enough to take out an entire town, confronting unarmed American protesters. We are still at a point where it’s irresponsible to trust a cop if you’re brown or black in any metropolitan area of America and more so in rural ones.
This isn’t a binary issue. For or against cops. Innocent people are being murdered by cops.
Violent crime in America is at an historic low, but we’ve got more people in jail than ever. Disproportionately black or brown men. A robust for profit prison industry with a voracious appetite.
Just about all violent crime against white people is committed by white people. Just about all violent crime committed by black and brown people is against black or brown people. They aren’t interested in fucking with white people because the hammer of law enforcement that never ends up in their favor.
We have one candidate who exploits that fear and one who helped create it.
There will never be justice for white men in America until there is justice for black men. As long as the traditional role for police in America is to protect and serve the elites and the wealthy, white men will be sucked into this more and more because class warfare has assimilated race warfare.
Sooner rather than later, unarmed white men will start getting shot and eventually it will be Vietnam all over again.
The war will end.
Drinks for my friends.
*The second offering from Rat Bat Blue. It’s appropriate in a non sequitur kind of way. If you listen to this on cheesy computer speakers, you’re doing yourself a disservice because the bass guitar is more than relevant. It’s a pop song with blistering jazz chops and that’s how I fell in love with this band. They could fucking play and by the way, the drummer is a chick. I know that sounds sexist but fuck you because you assumed she’s a dude automatically. The song exemplifies musical discretion. Restraint. There is no virtuosity for the sake thereof here. They respected the silence between the notes as much as the notes they played. It was this band that afforded me the time and patience to make it sound like it did in my head. I never charged them a dime but occasionally there was a wad of bills on the console at the end of the gig. I am grateful.*
There has been tremendous fuckery to prevent Bernie Sanders from competing to represent the conscience and will of smart people.
The smoking gun is the difference between exit polls and “official” totals. Other countries use a more than 2% difference as reason to investigate for voter or election fraud. Someone somewhere has decided that exit polls will no longer be reported in this country because the discrepancy has been exceeded by double digits in more than half dozen states. Because the difference has always favored Hillary. Because the results for republicans were well within 2% every single time.
Last night in California, every single advance poll had them within 2 or 3 points of each other but Bernie lost by 12 points and of course, there were no exit polls to be had. Not the first time it’s happened and not the tenth.
Nobody likes them.
They are mutually assured destruction. There is no joy in choosing the lesser of two corrupt and misanthropic sociopaths.
Hillary’s reign will be a protracted bleeding and Trump’s will be a sudden blood let. You and I are gonna get pummeled no matter what.
Mainstream media devoted more attention to obfuscation and distraction than to Bernie Sanders drawing sixty thousand in Oakland last Monday.
Bill Clinton is a serial philanderer and Hillary covered for him because she had ambitions of her own. The Clintons are posers when it comes to philanthropy. Donald Trump lies about his philanthropy and is a serial philanderer.
You’ve got be fucking kidding me.
Cable news pukes it all in our laps with awesome and reckless indiscretion. The GOP didn’t have shit so they foisted this dickhead and now he could beat her so the DNC establishment is pissing itself because they own how rotten Clinton is. They understand she is particularly vulnerable to a madman who will tell all the truths about her that Bernie wouldn’t, and supplement them with lies that the media can be counted on to put on blast.
A Frankenstein is about to escape.
The two party system is bullshit.
Look at how rapidly all the republican leaders who were vehemently and ideologically opposed to Trump have fallen into lockstep. What does it take to embarrass these assholes?
Then there’s the goddamn establishment democrats lining up to endorse the most crooked and unpopular candidate they’ve championed since forever. Who knew? Cory Booker, Al Franken. Sheezus. This whole thing stinks like a dumpster pissed on by drunks for weeks in the dead of summer.
I am so done.
This is what I’ve been expecting for for months now. I didn’t expect this furious loathing I’ve developed for her.
I will not vote for this woman.
I sure as fuck won’t vote for this man.
It’s the dumbest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen.
If Trump gets elected it will be the most humiliating four years of his adult life and ours too. My biggest fear is that Hillary gets elected, and it’s the most rewarding eight years of her life.
This is gonna suck no matter what.
Drinks for my friends.
*UPDATE: As of June 9, Hillary has about 1.9 million votes and Bernie has about 1.5 million votes in California. THERE ARE 2.6 MILLION VOTES YET TO BE COUNTED. The mainstream media is LYING when they say 100% of the vote has been counted. At least 44% of the votes have NOT been counted and their is every expectation that the majority of those ballots, provisional ballots, are for Bernie. Among independent voters, Bernie hammers Hillary by 40%. FAR from the only state this kind of bullshit has occurred in. This is nothing other than ELECTION FRAUD. If you do nothing else this election cycle, spread this information far and wide. Post it and share it over and over. We are being lied to, suppressed and disenfranchised overtly and prolifically. The oligarchy has been installing presidents for longer than I care to guess and that is EXACTLY what is happening now, right in front of you. Do something.
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The band is Rat Bat Blue. I had no idea what I was doing when they found me or I found them. They could play and I was trying really hard. They ended up being amazing. I tuned the drum kit for this song. I actually have a picture. I gave them, after a time, some of the best recordings I ever made. I did at least two dozen songs with them over two or three years. They got signed to Atlantic. The legendary Bob Ezrin stepped in. I competed with the guy who made The Wall and Kiss Destroyer. Briefly. The record went double balsa.
This is goddamn ridiculous. No public option, no expansion of Medicare but a bill that still mandates Americans buy insurance from private, avaricious, corrupt, compassionless corporations that avoid caring for the sick as deftly as they obviate promoting health care for the healthy. This is fucking bullshit.
Zero sum game. Embarrassing. All this work and debate. We will end with nothing or worse than nothing.
Depends on how you look at it and what passes.
All the power in the hands of this jackass Lieberman? How did that happen? He says he’s getting closer to being able to vote for health care reform. Closer? Who the fuck is this guy? I’ll tell you who he is. His state, Connecticut, is ground zero for the insurance industry. They give him tons of cake and they let him eat it too. He first championed expansion of Medicare during his bid for the Vice Presidency with Al Gore. He’s said it since in many ways and so many venues. Now he says he’ll support a Republican filibuster for any bill containing that, or a public option.
That or a public option.
Benedict Fliptop, what a dick. The ghost of Ted Kennedy should visit this asshole over the holidays and punch him in the mouth. Then Teddy should show him the future of his Christmas’ with thousands dying and him losing elections. I loathe this prick. I will personally campaign against this douchebag like nobody’s business. Did you know that Joe Lieberman has sex with prostitutes?
He will never again represent the citizens of his state or anyone else in this country.
Then we have Ben Nelson from Nebraska. He’s still not happy with the abortion language in the current bill. This guy is a fuckhead. This is not about your ridiculous moralizing, it’s about 140 people dying everyday for lack of coverage you asshole. Ben Nelson and Trader Joe can take a long slow lick on my diseased scrotum.
Here’s the bottom line. This bill mandates that we buy into this egregious clusterfuck without any mechanism for protecting us from their abhorrent policies. If we don’t, we will be fined and that money will go directly to their coffers. How’s that for truth, justice and the American way? Here’s a shit sandwich, no condiments, no lettuce and no bread. Just shit.
This is what the cause for health care reform has become. A cool water sandwich and a Sunday go to meeting bun. What do you want for nothing? A rubber bisquit? Bow bow bow.
See the job of our legislative branch has never been to legislate morality, although it too often has, it’s job is to legislate ethics and fairness, although it too often doesn’t. This protracted and vulgar instance is a shiny red thumb of that example.
People are so fond of screaming for the reconciliation strategy. What they don’t understand is that it’s a purely fiscal process. Preventing big insurance companies from denying coverage for pre-existing conditions or exercising caps on lifetime or annual coverage is not possible in this process.
Dr. Howard Dean is a physician, that’s why he has that “DR.” before his name. He’s also a former candidate for President of The United States and former chair of the Democratic party (DNC) where he was a leading architect in gaining a legislative majority in congress. He’s smart and has the courage of his convictions. Despite my impression that he always looks like he’s swallowed a turd or at least snorted one, I like him. He’s tough and speaks truth to power whether it gets him in trouble or not. This is a man who doesn’t give a mad fuck and has nothing to lose. Tonight he announced on public television that the bill, as it exists, should be killed by Democrats. He said that his recommendation to U.S. Senators is to vote against it.
That’s pretty heavy and it carries more than water where I’m concerned.
He pointed out that although the bill provides for no exclusion based on pre-existing condition, it does allow for charging three times as much based on age alone. It’s a fecal falafel.
I understand there are important reforms still in this bill but they are rendered moot by the mandate that we purchase the product. It’s right here that it becomes nothing more than smoking a Tootsie Roll of cat crap in hell.
We’ve reached a point where the greasy oily Republicans aren’t even a legitimate factor in the debate. The ignorant fucktards have long since marginalized and rendered themselves inconsequential. Now it’s just the Democrats fighting among themselves over the definition of “Real Reform”.
This really is nothing but a butt based product buffet. Spoons up.
The good news better be what I think it is. Reconciliation. Could be used after some legislation has passed. Fund stuff through the back door to support the bill, the policies, the ideal.
I’m really not holding my breath but you can’t telegraph that move even if both parties know what’s next. It would be nothing short of grandiose to find out Harry and The Dems are as clever as Benny and The Jets.
I gotta tell ya, this piece has been easy to write but tough to stomach.
Drinks for my friends.
The need to communicate. To write. Despite not having anything immediate to say.
I’m here in Carson City because I imagined it to be a haven of sorts. If not that, then friendly. Sanctuary from exorbitant bills and ridiculous drama. I was weary of the drama and the bills. Mostly the bills. Spent am I. Pun intended. It started off okay. Business prospects were promising. I had irons in the fire. Sibling drama did rear it’s ugly head but I was honest and above it. Restrained. I chose distance in light of the wildest cards and it served me for a time. I’m smart.
Dad fell from a ladder, broke six ribs and a shoulder, madness prevailed on every level. Soon after, sibling rivalry exploded like Krakatoa. I wake up checking to see if I still have an ass. I realize now I’m in deep depression once again. I would risk the reader’s patience at this point were I to detail how often and how hard life has been punching me straight in the mouth in the last year or so.
I’s okay, I roll with it and drink a lot.
A carnival of nonsense. My sanctuary a mirage. I do tap the occasional oasis and it is like paradise by the dashboard light. I get refueled, nourished and a chance to wash my face and hands. I wash my stinking crotch and put on clean socks, put on a little lotion. Don’t always know where to find those islands, but I know if I sail long enough…… No sooner than this and I’m waiting for vulgar to ring the bell. Ugly will revisit any day. It’s true I’m feeling sorry for myself but you can’t know what’s visited me in the last year or so.
It’s been pretty fucked up.
I am weary.
I hate most people and most things. Sometimes.
Outside the wind rages, but inside Swirly Girl the Cat snores like a drunken boxer, whistling and snorting. It makes me smile. Her face flinches and flickers in the throes of a dream. I smile some more. Her paws are curled inward. Her nose tucked between them. We’ll move to the bedroom and she’ll sleep beside my head all night. I am her father. She is my beloved problem child. She frowns and objects a lot. I just love on her as best I can.
I have to care about what happens next but it’s easier said than done. People really suck. You have no idea.
I’ll take politics and world events for five hundred Alex. If you visit regularly it’s most likely the reason.
Can you believe this fuckhead Stupak? Smoking tobacco is no different than smoking lettuce leaves. He didn’t say that but I don’t care. No real surprise that he rents a room at C Street and his head is misshapen. Can you say hydrocephalus? This guy is a dick. 44,000 people a year dying due to lack of health care insurance and he wants to make the whole thing about Roe v. Wade? What an asshole. News flash, we’ve got it covered with the Hyde amendment.
No worries dickhead.
To stir this brand of shit in light of just how important this issue is, is beyond irresponsible. It’s plain stupid and I think someone’s ego needs a leash and a muzzle. Thanks you peniswhipped cocktail.
Sarah Palin and her new book and book tour. She’s doing the “battleground” states. Who cares? Run the stupid bitch in 2012. Please. Run Romney and Huckabee and Limbaugh or Hannity. The Keystone Cops, The Stooges, The Flinstones or maybe Tucker Carlson and Orly Tates and Wile E. Coyote. Yep, bring it. Give us a show. I swear I equated Romney to Guy Smiley before the Daily Show did. Bitches. I’m way on top of this shit. Sometimes.
I’m very much encouraged to hear Obama has rejected all battle plans he’s been presented with for Afghanistan. We don’t have the resources in terms of personnel and we don’t have the money to even attempt to support a government we know to be abstrusely compromised. It’s a no win boys and girls. The pooch was raped seven years ago. People die for no reason everyday.
Time to take the long way home. Russia failed. England failed. No invading force or country has ever prevailed despite it being among the poorest countries on earth. We’re certainly no smarter and likely even dumber than those who’ve come before us.
We have no clear objectives or realistically realizable goals. No one can define “victory” or a “successful mission”. We are lost. Strangers in a strange land fighting for what? Use the money we are spending there, to increase security here, if the idea really is to be proactive.
I’m not talking about taking off your goddamn shoes or limiting the size of your toothpaste or shampoo containers before you board a flight from Burbank to fucking Reno. I always travel to Reno at the behest of Allah because I don’t shit where I eat. Ha! Such policies are useless and miss the point entirely. It’s all about demonstrating that someone, somewhere, is doing something to show the dumbest among us that someone, somewhere is doing something to protect us. Nevermind that it represents nothing more than an inconvenience and an egregious breach of logic. Somewhere, someone is doing something.
In the meantime, more people die everyday because of lack of health care or insurance than in our elective wars. Pretty fucking stupid, huh? It’s no wonder the world thinks we’re a big stupid bully. It’s no wonder Sarah Palin still has a realistic shot at the presidency.
The only way to even find out if the conflict in Afghanistan is solvable is to escalate it to the level of the Vietnam conflict. That means 50,000 dead Americans and millions of dead Afghanis, many of whom will be civilian. Good plan. Time to walk away.
Wait. That’s actually more than we lose every year due to our health care clusterfuck. Oh boy. Now we’re cooking with butane.
I don’t really care if the Ft. Hood massacre is defined as “terrorism” or not. It was terrible. Horrible. Horribalism? Anyone? It’s a fucking tragedy and Republican efforts to label it as terrorism amount to nothing more than a cheap shot as well as shameful exploitation of what is simply an American tragedy. Somehow these pricks believe that if they can succeed with the blatant polemic nomenclature of terrorism they can claim that a terrorist event occurred on Obama’s watch. Good luck with that you fucks. Your’s happened two months earlier under your watchful and diligent eyes and you lost three thousand in an event so contrived that I doubt we know half the truth. We lost thirteen.
Drinks for my friends.
……a constituent asks, “Why are you supporting this Nazi policy?” Frank responds: “On what planet do you spend most of your time?” He then calls her approach “vile, contemptible nonsense.” He closes by saying: “Trying to have a conversation with you would be like arguing with a dining room table.” -The Huffington Post
And thus, Barney Frank owns the crazy bitch on national television.
Barney Frank blows my skirt up. My favorite gay Jew member of Congress schools us all on how to respond to the paranoid obstructionist right wing nut bags. Closest thing to tumescence since I woke up this morning with a piss hardon. I hate waiting for those to go down so I can do my morning business. Otherwise ya gotta get kinda horizontal; very tricky and often messy. It does beg the question, why has Obama not said something similar to Senate Republicans? I for one, think it’s time.
This national debate has long since devolved into a vulgar burlesque. A cirque de bullshit. Once again, I find myself embarrassed to be an American. If only it could be about facts. If only it could be about exactly how it will be funded as opposed to whether or not abortions will be free, or illegal immigrants will have access, or whether grandma will be euthanized, or whether Medicare, Medicaid or veteran’s care will be compromised.
It’s not about any of that. Trust me.
How about the efficacy? About exactly how the middle class and the poor will benefit, as opposed to what makes these fucking idiots think it’s somehow appropriate to show up with goddamn loaded assault rifles to what is obviously intended at least, to be a civil and decorous exchange of information on one of the single most conspicuous issues of our lives as topic.
Who the fuck are these morons?
Ladies and gentlemen, because brains are back, so is ignorance. Say hello to militias and all the congruent, potentially violent, paranoid consequences. Word is at least one of the asshats to show up at a town hall recently was a member of the Viper Militia, a 90’s group that saw many of it’s members end up in federal prison.
Oh man, here we go.
There is no action without an equal an opposite reaction. An intelligent President equals the emergence of weird flat earther, birther, deather, desperate mouth breathers. There is no free lunch.
He is a good man, our President. If he’s unable to accomplish what we who elected him expected, who he is and what we hoped for will not be without the tragedy of disappointment. But it does not change the righteousness of our aspirations and expectations any more than those of the man himself. It changes nothing. Man does not live by bread alone and Obama is no island.
This is on us.
Hunter S. Thompson said, “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” It is time. Barney Frank, that smart and strange little bastard showed us today.
“This ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco
this ain’t no fooling around
No time for dancing, or lovey dovey
I ain’t got time for that now” -Talking Heads
Wade in you bitches.
Drinks for my friends.
Fuck that shit. CHRISTIAN TERRORISM.
Timothy McVeigh was a domestic terrorist.
Whackjobs like Scott Roeder, who assassinated Dr. George Tiller yesterday in his own goddamn church, what should be a sanctuary, do so in the the name of their Christian God. No surprise here that Roeder was a homophobe as well. Christian Terrorist, nothing less.
Thank God I’m agnostic. I crack me up.
“A man named Scott Roeder was convicted in 1996 of criminal use of explosives and sentenced to 24 months probation….” -CNN
Imagine this man was Muslim and he was known to stalk and then kill a Rabbi or a politician. Think about it. Really.
Like it or not, George Tiller was engaging in a legally protected activity. Do these assholes really think these women simply wake up, watch an episode of Maury Povich and decide to seek a late term abortion as a matter of convenience? I’m not even going to look it up, I’m confident that’s not the case. Shut up, I will not entertain the issue.
Enter the glowering spectre of egregiously irresponsible “journalists” like Bill O’Reilly. How much blood on his hands?
“Tiller, O’Reilly likes to say, “destroys fetuses for just about any reason right up until the birth date for $5,000.” He’s guilty of “Nazi stuff,” said O’Reilly on June 8, 2005; a moral equivalent to NAMBLA and al-Qaida, he suggested on March 15, 2006. “This is the kind of stuff happened in Mao’s China, Hitler’s Germany, Stalin’s Soviet Union,” said O’Reilly on Nov. 9, 2006″ -salon.com
As of today, no apologies from O’Reilly. In it’s stead, Bill the pinhead offers that: “The far left is exploiting the death of [sic] Dr. Tiller to stifle any criticism of abortion.” Note the euphemism “death of” in the the place of what should rightfully be “assassination”. As though, “Tiller the Killer” some how expired or succumbed to natural causes.
There is no doubt in my mind that O’Reilly and his ilk are responsible in some degree for so recklessly fomenting the hate and fear for which such tragedies are an inevitable conclusion. Inevitable, you douchebag. Time to man up, you penisless reptile. Do you imagine your useless vitriol to be without consequence?
To quote Snoop: “Fuck Bill O’Reilly.”
Man I hate these guys.
In other news, I’m thinking Sonia Sotomayor has benefitted from the magic of rhinoplasty. Good decision methinks. She used to have a honker like a potato. Seriously, she’s hot, smart and exotic, at least to me, self confessed trailer trash. I’m saying that under the right circumstances, I’d hit that.
For the record, my current significant other is very smart and way hotter.
I gotta tell ya, I think Barack taking Michelle out for dinner and a show in New York is unbelievably cool. He loves his wife and so do I. Class and glamor. A little Camelot for us all. I am only able to muster a mere modicum of amusement at the FOX news talking heads invective over the cost of the outing. Vainglorious and vituperatively disingenuous valor on part of their talking heads pretending to give a mad fuck over the expense to you, dear reader. Did they complain, on your behalf, about Dumbya’s record amounts of vacation time to clear brush in Crawford? I think not.
Man I hate these guys.
Drinks for my friends.
So the titular head of the GOP says, “The era of apologizing for Republican mistakes of the past is now officially over”.
Huh. You think? In light of all the malice, avarice and incompetence your party has fomented and been complicit in for the last eight years, you’re no longer accountable? Not to be asked or even compelled to apologize?
Michael Steele issued this proclamation. He has giant balls made of flaky, semi solid, foamy stuff. Premier asstard of the GOP.
Hey Mike, wanna bet?
Mike is a loose lipped cashier. He’s also an idiot.
Looks like somebody picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
This dark stain is your legacy. I’m thinking you guys need to make peace with that. It’s a blood stain. You won’t be taken seriously until you do.
It is this exact brand of arrogance that keeps Republican stock in the shitter. That, and the looming visage of dickheads like Darth Cheney and the Human Shitsmear. These two aren’t the only ones tripping over themselves while waltzing through the GOP’s intestines. I adore how jacked up they are.
Somebody doesn’t get the difference between consonants and vowels.
Meanwhile and just in time, swine flu rears it’s ugly head again. Somebody died! Quick, call Mr. Little, first name Chicken.
In other news, two groups are seeking disbarment of twelve Bush administration lawyers. Despite a rather overt political posture, their argument is pretty airtight:
“Just as the bar would suspend an attorney who advised a police officer to torture and brutalize a detained immigrant or criminal defendant, the bar must suspend these attorneys for advocating and causing the torture of war detainees,” said Kevin Zeese, a spokesman for the groups. -UPI
Fuckin A, I’m good with that. All the assholes were named. Yoo, Ashcroft, Gonzales and Mukasey et al. Don’t know about you, but I’m getting a half leaner over here. It won’t amount to shit.
Hi. I oppose birth control and abortion in the same breath. I really believe you should get married to experience live dick insertion. Who am I? I’m the Catholic Church and I’m okay, I lust all night and I hypocrite all day. Premarital sex is a sin but ass raping young boys isn’t even outre’…………
When did prisoners become detainees?
John Boehner actually said “our constituents don’t want these terrorists in their neighborhoods”. He fucking said it. The subject was Gitmo detainees. Boehner’s neighborhoods are in Ohio. How do you say that with a straight face at a press conference in front of cameras? John Boehner’s neighborhoods in Ohio, are light years from a military prison in Kansas surrounded by a military base. This whole debate is regoddamndiculous. Boehner needs to lay off the bronzer. His eyes are particulary reptilian in contrast with his earnestness to become a lite skinned black man.
Who is this fuck?
Boehner is creepy weird and an astoundingly magnificent dickhead. He’s so full of shit his caramel orange pallor may just be benefiting from the tremendous output and efficiency yielded by his super human shit producing capability. It’s all he can do to keep from vomiting actual warm crap while speaking. Several times a day he burp-pukes and swallows turds back down into his gullet.
Let me tell you how I feel about John Boehner.
This guy is more queer than a pole vaulter in an ice storm.
What the rest of us need to remember, is that are we to march jackbooted in lock step like the Republicans did until the obvious consequence of rot and implosion transpired, events will be eerily similar.
Or, diversity will emerge as strength. It already has.
Diversity could be the next exclusivity. Beware. Don’t laugh, because I’m not kidding and that could be scary. Ubiquitous caucasian males would be in for a tough time. Too many of us.
Drinks for my friends.
Cable is out. Chose not to pay the bill.
What people fail to understand is that Obama cannot afford to even address this issue of guns, to do so would ignite an already hot pile of insanity. These fucks, these crazy zealots, are lying in a puddle of their own excrement waiting for Obama to utter the words “gun control”. It will be an excuse for them to snap.
Patient but dumb.
Wouldn’t be prudent.
Most of you are just stupid enough to not understand how dangerous you are. It really bugs me.
Sorry boys and girls. The issue of guns will see no play this season. Understandably so methinks.
Unless assholes keep shooting shit up. Give it a rest already. I refuse to to fear this.
I got comic books on the brain. I bought a thousand bags & boards and five long boxes the other day. For the last three days I’ve bagged and boarded. Surreal. Amazing nostalgia. I adore comic book art. My collection is perfectly preserved. Exactly the way I left it. Beat up books are still beat up books, but pristine ones are still pristine.
Crazy. I touch each one as I place it on a board and manuever it into a bag and I remember reading them, almost everyone of them stirs something in my head and there’s over a thousand. Damn. They were gathered with care as well as abandon. As I rember them, I understand they have informed me as much as they are going to.
They are everywhere in my apartment now. Leaning or stacked, grouped by title. Huge swaths of Ironman, Spiderman, The X-Men, Daredevil, Avengers, Fantastic Four……The Flash, Superman, Batman, The Justice League……….Star Trek, Adam 12, Richey Rich, Zoro and Archie……Boris Karloff, Ripley’s……….Swamp Thing, an assload of MAD magazines, Heavy Metal, Conan and Epic.
An amazing historical capsule. Late sixties to early eighties. The breadth and diversity of my collection affords me permission to brag and be proud because I was a child when I assembled it.
My folks are heros for packing them, storing them and delivering them to me when I bought my first house.
The way they smell and the way they look and my absolute romance with them when I barely had opinion about anything. I began to obsess when I was twelve. I was twelve.
John Byrne, Jim Starlin, Chris Claremont, Stan Lee, Steve Ditko, Bernie Wrightson, Barry Windsor Smith, Frank Miller…… Jack Kirby
Life is so sticky I feel the need for a bath about every hour. Sign of the gypsy queen. As thick as an old Supertramp record.
Everything I ever did you could hear the fucking kick drum.
The kick drum is lichen on a boulder.
When I was a kid there was lichen on boulders.
Primus grooves way hard.
My sincere advice to you is to Sail the Seas of Cheese and clean your house.
A little Tommy The Cat will cure whatever ails ya. I’m also a spokesperson for Alka Seltzer and fragrant pinecones.
Anyway, today Michele “We’re Running Out Of Rich People In This Country” Bachman (R-MN), by far the biggest assclown in the US House of Represenatives, gracelessly attempted to infer that flu epidemics somehow only occur under Democratic administrations. See if you can follow her logic:
“I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out then under another Democrat president Jimmy Carter…….” -Huffington Post
The Human Shitsmear had this to say:
“[E]verywhere Obama is spreading Obamaism, there is a deadly disease taking place, either in the TARP community or in the newspaper business … Obama goes to Mexico — they have an earthquake. Obama goes to Mexico — get pig flu,” -wowwowwow.com
Awesome. Do the math. You’ve got an evil humanitarian and Nobel Peace Prize winning philanthropist, and our current President, a nefarious community organizer and two, count ’em two, outbreaks of flu related to pigs of all things. Oh, and, they’re both Democrats. I bet they used the same lab. It’s probably deep in the basement of some Red Cross shelter or maybe a Salvation Army thrift store.
Sheezus! That’s iron clad. A slam goddamn dunk! But wait. The original swine flu epidemic occured under Ford. I feel dizzy. I think I smell yellowcake uranium……my vision is clouded by pockmarks not unlike those littering the visage of George Tenet.
In late March 1976, President Gerald Ford emerged from a meeting with 27 health advisers with an ambitious request: “I am asking every man, woman and child in the country to get an inoculation this fall.” -dumpbachman.blogspot.com
It’s fair to say I love to loathe this woman. I adore her stupidity. I covet her retardation.
Why, just the other day she deigned to lecture Congress about Carbon Dioxide. She posited over and over that it’s a natural gas. She’s right about that but then so is the methane in my flatulence. What’s the point? She’s sure it can’t be bad for us because it’s from “nature”. She goes on to inform the esteemed deliberative body that there exists not a singly study proving this natural gas is harmful to humans. Five syllables Michele, asphyxiation.
She gives truth to the concept of failing upward:
In response to a question from host Chris Matthews, Bachmann said on the Oct. 17 show that she was “very concerned” that Obama “may have anti-American views” and that the news media should investigate the views of members of Congress. -Miami Herald
Then there’s Arlen Spector. Booya! I’ve always thought this guy to be inconsistent but obviously of his own mind. He confuses though not predictably. Maybe he actually has his own mind. Just can’t tell with these damn white collar tweekers.
Franken will get to sit and Spector makes sixty. A nice number. The Democrats, should they choose to act in concert, will have a majority immune to fillibuster. It’s something they rarely do regardless of whether they’re formidable or not. I’m not about a lockstep majority in the Senate but we need to be able to swing haymakers and roundhouses. Change won’t take unless we land some.
Homogeny is not a given among the jackasses.
Whatever. What these two stories point to is serious structural damage in the GOP. Take Mehgan McCain’s remarks:
“Karl Rove follows me on Twitter. That’s creepy, and ” Later, she wrote: “I can’t shake the fact that Karl Rove is following me-it can be creepy. So watch out.” and “Call it savvy marketing, but I find it disingenuous,” she said. “And it’s a bit weird to think his people-not even Rove himself-are following me.” -CNN
This thing will heat up. It will be a battle of the titans. Not so much between Democrats and Republicans but a contest between progressive and ignorant. Between smart and stupid if you will. Pro peace, pro choice, not fooled by creationism or abstinence, unafraid of gay people, tired of organized religion in our face rational humanists, versus desperately afraid war pigs that believe shit like Democrats are responsible for the fucking flu.
Guess who wins.
Drinks for my friends.
I’m fourty four years old. Sometimes I think about that and it impresses me. I’ve seen a lot. I’ve done a lot.
I’ve seen a kid on a bike launched by a car doing sixty. I’ve seen people splattered and dying face down on warm asphalt. I’ve been rushed to the hospital bleeding in an ambulance. I’ve met governors and senators. I’ve seen comets and eclipses. Managed a Der Wienerschnitzel. I’ve rolled end over end off the side of mountain in a Subaru. I had a knife pulled on me. Been to a whorehouse and ridden miles above in a giant balloon. Lost my mind on hallucinogenic drugs. Got booked on a felony and made the front page of my hometown paper.
All by the time I was twenty one or twenty two.
I always wonder how many other people flirt with insanity as much as I do. I don’t think I’m going crazy or anything but I wonder about everyone else. Imagine working in a hospital. People with there shit hanging out or infected with insidious diseases. There are so many professions I’m automatically excluded from because of my prejudice for gore and human or animal excretions be they voluntary or not.
I am grateful to be an American. Despite her flaws, copious and profound, I’m happy I was born here and not anywhere else. They call India ‘the worlds largest democracy’, yet the caste system in India allows for a man’s only employment prospect to be diving in the crude sewage system to clear obstructions. These poor fucks have little beyond facemasks, gloves and snorkels. They climb out of manholes covered in shit.
Welcome to Planet Earth.
“So, let us not be blind to our differences – but let us also direct attention to our common interests……For, in the final analysis, our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this small planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children’s future. And we are all mortal.” -JFK
He said that nearly a half century ago. How far have we come? We’ve elected our first bi-racial or racially mixed President. A very high watermark. To my dismay we are still coated in fear, willfull ignorance and graceless stupidity. Still so disasterously handicapped by institutions and insipid indoctrination. People actually lament the end of Dumbya’s dynasty. Millions still believe reproductive rights to be a priority beyond any other issue. Millions still have mullets and poor dental hygiene. They all listen to Rush Limbaugh.
We can’t ignore these bastards. They used to just be stupid. Now they’re mad. Not a welcome development. Seems like the only thing to do is marginalize them. Zeitgeist appears to endorse that notion. The pendulum is in motion and it’s arc seems to favor sensibility. I don’t trust these zealous fuckers, they may be mad now but they’ve always been insane, that’s how it all happened in the first place. It’s been welcome to the monkeyhouse for eight goddamn years.
“…..in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity….”
I just have to say this. As fucked as we are, these dipshits want to stand at every hole we attempt to fill stomping and screaming about how we shovel or what we use to fill the hole. The Republicans, after all this time pissing and moaning about the budget, finally produce a document we’ll have to call an alternative. We can’t call it a budget because there are no goddamn numbers in it. I haven’t read the whole and I refuse to. I have neither the time, the patience or the humor. It’s a joke.
And another thing, most of the people who manage to get a degree in this country end up owing an assload of money. In their early twenties they are desensitized to the idea of humongous debt. So, duh. No wonder so many are so confused. They were working and now they’re not. They had savings and now they don’t. They were living check to check and now they live hand to mouth. They lived in their cars and now they live on a sidewalk.
Another indicator of just how bad the shit is hitting the fan is conflagrations on our southern border. Juárez is occupied by the Mexican military. Thousands dying every year. Far more than our wars across the globe. It is blowing up. This shit is fucked up and it’s because of our senseless, pointless, compassionless and thoroughly ineffective ‘War On Drugs’.
Evil, draconian policy arriving home to roost. Hillary showed up, I don’t know what she did. People who buy pot, smoke pot or even sell pot should not be behind bars anymore than people who buy booze, drink booze or sell booze. It’s that simple. It’s that regoddamndiculous.
My cat Beddy likes to sit on my back while I take a dump. She let’s me know with her eyes and one of at least ten variations on the sound of a pigeon. She’s petite but I still need to lean forward a bit. She turns every direction of the compass. Otherwise she doesn’t approach me in the bathroom much. She’s transfixed by the water closet however. I call it that because of her. It’s a story for another day.
It’s just that we are still so plumbing the depths.
I no longer buy bottled water.
This is the strangest place I’ve ever been.
Drinks for my friends.
Just recently Our Man announced another welcome reversal from Dumbya era policies.
Along with closing Gitmo, ending torture, bringing troops home, allowing tax cuts for the wealthy to expire and no more raids on medicinal marijuana, Obama announced a lifting of the ridicilous restrictions on government funded stem cell research.
Hoorah and in your face bitches.
I’m looking at change. I’m looking right at it.
So today, Sunday, this tool who’s been on my radar for some time, Eric Cantor (Republican Whip) had this to say, “Why are we going and distracting ourselves from the economy? This is job No. 1. Let’s focus on what needs to be done,” – CNN
Hey Cantor, how is this a distraction? Why are the economy and potentially life saving scientific techniques or methodologies mutually exclusive? What kind of simpleton are you? One who’s so clueless as to imagine himself to be fighting for a baseless retarded principle? Or, so cynical as to pander impudently to right wing Christian whackjobs by fomenting ignorance and fear?
No secret that Cantor has been one of the most shrill Republican voices pissing on any and all of Obama’s economic proposals and policies.
White House domestic policy adviser Melody Barnes: “Advances with regard to science and technology help advance our overall national goals around economic growth and job creation,” she said, adding, “I think anytime you make an effort to try and separate these pieces of the puzzle, you’re missing the entire picture.” – CNN
Cantor also said: “Frankly, federal funding of embryonic stem-cell research can bring on embryo harvesting, perhaps even human cloning that occurs,” Cantor said. “We don’t want that. That shouldn’t be done. That’s wrong.” – CNN
Fear, ignorance and proof that Cantor either doesn’t know what he’s talking about or at the very least, doesn’t think Americans do.
Government has very little judicature to be palavering over the morals or ethics of scientic research, save maybe for defense and national security. See how I just bitch slapped you with the irony? Did you like it? Call me daddy.
We would do well to remember that history provides plethora example of scientists and philosophers jailed or executed for telling what they knew to be the truth. We are not the center of the universe. We are not the center of the solar system, the sun is. The earth is round. Germs are really small.
I will paraphrase the local NBC affiliate coverage by telling you that opponents of stem cell research fear the destruction of human embryos and that the government will now be responsible for loss of human life.
Here are the motherfucking facts. We’re not even talking about embryos, we’re talking about blastocysts. I microscopic ball of about thirty cells, four or five days fertilized by in vitro fertilization only. In vitro fertilization is about numbers. The more eggs sperm conquer the better the odds. What I’m trying to tell you is that the blastocysts that don’t get used are discarded. Thrown away. The ones we want for research, end up in some strange receptacle with a scary symbol on it.
The entire controversy is over what has been biological waste until tomorrow.
Eric Cantor, fucktard that he is would have you believe that he’s not the one doing the distracting. Methinks he doth protest too much. Me also thinks he’s a jackbooted, lockstep Republican who’s just stupid enough to not see his base eroding.
Why behave in public if you’re living on a playground? – DLR
Two names: Bill Frist and Rick Santorum. Mumbling stumbling fucks, welcome to the clubhouse Mr. Cantor, sodas are free.
Drinks for my friends.
Last night I was full to bursting with ideas, things I wanted to tell you about. Sinister and lucid. Piss and vinegar. Last night my adorable cat Beddy (short for Bedhead – nom de Fish), successfully executed her new hobby of tipping over any liquid bearing vessel into my wireless keyboard. Dead in the water. Pun intended.
Gin may have faired better due to the lesser electrical conductivity of alcohol. Beats me.
Tonight I got nuthin. Tonight, my goddamn Direct TV is out so I can’t count on television to piss me off. Don’t worry, I’ll come up with something, I always do. It will be the inaugural voyage on my new, really cool, post modern Mac keyboard. Excited? Good. Me Too.
I got sock radar. If there’s two clean socks in this place, I will find them in minutes.
Excuse me while I smoke some pot. I like pot. It’s like a push up bra. It makes an already good thing better.
Good. Now, I’m pretty stoked over the bold moves Our Man has made in his first few days. I’m impressed.
New White House press Secretary Robert Gibbs reiterated the Obama administration’s commitment to overturn the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Policy on the change.gov website. No time table but pretty cool. The positive rhetoric in a number of Obama’s campaign speeches regarding gays and lesbians, particularly in the context of minorities was like a lighthouse to us bleeding heart lefties. No, I’m not gay, but I welcomed it as evidence that our man sees the plight of the gay and transgender communities as a black and white civil rights issue.
Again, pun intended.
He’s so cool.
Broad and profound ethical, even moral implications. Precisely why government should abstain from any involment or policy here. Our military will neither discriminate nor favor any group based on ethnicity or sexual orientation. You hypocritical conservatives who pine for smaller and less involved government must have blown expensive post lunch single malt out of your cake holes over this one.
Obama reversed the “Mexico City Policy” as well. First enacted by Reagan, it prohibits any family planning organization that recieves American money from offering abortion services or abortion counseling. A really dumb Christian ethic to impose on third world countries. We should be bombing Africa with condoms and birth control pills.
Our man called it a “political wedge issue,” and said he had, “no desire to continue this stale and fruitless debate.” -CNN. Another move so disconcerting to the neo religious conservative dickheads, that they called for a man named Bob to to sponge their collective square pants.
Then there was this:
“As of today, lobbyists will be subject to stricter limits than under any other administration in history. If you are a lobbyist entering my administration, you will not be able to work on matters you lobbied on, or in the agencies you lobbied during the previous two years. When you leave government, you will not be able to lobby my administration for as long as I am president.” -Rachel Maddow
Wow. The collective pucker and panic over that one most likely impacted the carbon footprint of the entire beltway. There were some cries over Our Man’s near instant plea to bend the rules for a former Raytheon exec. he wants for Deputy Sec. Def. Campbell Brown got a little indignat and weepy over it but she would do well to realize that if this were Dumbya and friends, we wouldn’t ever have known about it in the first place. We still don’t know who was on Darth Cheney’s energy task force or even what they decided.
Limbaugh and O’Reilly quacked liked ducks and crapped like geese this week.
Bill O’Reilly had this to say:
“Besides his lack of experience, Panetta opposes many of the CIA’s anti-terror measures. He’s against any kind of coerced interrogation, wants the FISA overseas wiretap law repealed, and would completely disband the rendition program whereby the CIA sends captured terror suspects to be held and interrogated in other countries.
Without those tools, which former CIA Chief George Tenet and others say have been very effective in uncovering terror plots, the agency’s ability to disrupt potential attacks would be gravely damaged.” -freerepublic.com
There was more but I need to stop this fucking pinhead right there. George Tenet is a clueless, inept mouthbreather. No better than Mike Brown of Arabian horse fame and the former head of FEMA. You really want to keep your stock in a retard like Tenet instead of giving a smart accomplished guy like Panetta an initial benefit of the doubt? You sir, are an idiot. A buffoon. I suspect your penis barely functions.
Limbaugh pulled that little string and this gusher ensued:
A week after saying he “hope(s) he fails” about Obama, Limbaugh this week said, ”We are being told we have to hope he succeeds, that we have to grab our ankles…because his father was black, because he’s the first black president,we’ve got to accept this.” -MSNBC.com
I’m barely employed so I have very little to lose. I’m thinking I might move to Florida, discover the Human Shitsmear’s most favored eateries and rub my dick on everything he eats.
They are over. Both of them. Read my lips.
In the meantime, looks to me like he’s walking straight at it. His name is Barack Hussein Obama, he’s from Chicago by way of Hawaii and he’s not here to fuck around.
Drinks for my friends.
Slow news day, with the exception of Al Franken as the “provisional Senator” from Minnesota, the slaughter in Gaza, Roland Burris as maybe the new Senator from Illinois and Leon Panetta picked for the CIA.
Other than that. Yeah.
There’s an idiot on myspace that I just can’t help but fuck with on occassion. If you read me regularly you may be familiar. I’ll give you a URL at the end in case you want to wade in. I couldn’t be less concerned about increasing his numbers, you people need to to know about people like this.
From his latest blog:
“Thanks to the lame stream media’s unwavering commitment to national socialism, B. Hussein Obama has been elected POTUS and will be making appointments to the Supreme Court in the near future. If any five members of that august body agree that your 12 year old daughter has the right to obtain an abortion without your knowledge, or that Adam&Steve have the right to become husband&husband, or that those pesky Islamic terrorists currently housed at Guantanamo Bay should be released in your neighborhood, well; you get the idea” -Dewitt
Heh. You’re a jackass. You’re worried about this stuff now? You must be kidding. Really. Clowns can’t even get work these days. You must be retardedretired. The worst of what you speak is about to be over. Forgive me, these things have your panties in a bundle today? This kinda shit keeps you up at night now?
Adam & Steve? Notwithstanding that it’s clearly a civil rights issue, exactly what about this frightens you so much? I can honestly tell you that were my religion to take exception to homosexuality, I wouldn’t give a mad fuck. You my friend, could better spend your time pissing up a rope. We have much bigger fish to fry.
I have giant boner gay naked rage for your ass to be penetrated now. I’m simultaneously completely heterosexual.
By the way, no worries here, I’m agnostic.
Sheezus! Islamic terrorists from Gitmo in our neighborhoods? Do you honestly buy that crap? Are you really that far behind the curve? Your shit is ridiculous.
Last but not least; twelve year old girls having access to abortions without parental involvement? If those other two ridiculous scare tactics didn’t make me spew Bombay Saphire and nearly squirt creamy fecal pudding………….
Then this, from a blog he posted but didn’t write:
“Mine was a people’s campaign. I was the surprise candidate because I had emerged from outside the traditional paths of politics and was able to gain widespread popular support. I offered the people hope that together we could change our country and the world. I spoke on behalf of the down-trodden, including persecuted minorities, but my actual views were not widely known until after I became my country’s leader. However, anyone could have easily learned what I really believed if they had taken the time to read my writings and question those people with whom I associated, but they did not. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the whole world learned the truth.”
For all intents and purposes, a direct and overt comparison of Our Man to Adolph Hitler. This guy is a world class pencil neck douchebag.
If you’re just spewing this shit without owning it, you may be a sociopathic, redneck dickhead.
If you believe it, I hope you wear a helmet and have supervision in public.
Either way, you suck bad and should always be monitored by the government you’re so desperately afraid of. You ARE the problem.
I would never endeavor to censor you, but I would urge you to shut the fuck up. You’re a goddamn fool. If you were next to me in a cubicle I’d throw shit at you all day long. Steal from you. Piss in your chair. Rub my balls on your phone.
If you were my neighbor, I’d perfect a powerful short range catapult.
Can’t you just go somewhere?
Drinks for my friends.
I’m a proud American. I’m a patriot. Love it or leave it. Don’t you dare criticize. What other reason could you possibly have for objecting to wiretapping and surveillance unless you got something to hide?
Hell, I ain’t worried.
Like I said, I’m a patriot and I love my country.
Fisa can blow me, it always goes south when appointed judges stick their progressive dicks in it. Liberal judges legislating from the bench are not needed in these circumstances. Our government is just trying to protect us. It’s what they do. It’s what they’re there for.
If you can’t trust them, who can you trust?
Liberals need to relax while patriots can feel good about it.
Sure, I smoked a little dope when I was younger, beat up the occasional sissy. That was years ago. I’m a Born Again, so I love everybody now. I say let people do what they want. Within reason. Less government.
Dangerous times call for extreme measures and there’s no more dangerous times than now. The Arabs and the terrorists hate us for our freedom and want to kill us. Islam is a violent and hateful religion. They’re all crazy, you can’t talk to them. Fucking ragheads. Why don’t they just leave us alone? What did we ever do to them?
If it ain’t Communism it’s some Godless sandnigger religion. They say Barack Hussein Obama is a Muslim. It wouldn’t suprise me. He’s the most liberal member of the Senate you know. He’s friends with terrorists who would kill our own. Sounds to me like he’s one cousin removed from hating America.
What are people thinking? A black Muslim terrorist for President? Over my dead body. It’s why there’s that amendment that let’s us keep our guns. He wants to spread the wealth and that’s socialism. It’s pinko. Every American has the same opportunity, depends on what you do with it.
God created us equal, it says so in the Bible.
Don’t come to me if you’re a crack smoking welfare mom. I work. Don’t cry to me about your son getting involved in gangs. Get him a job. Put his ass to work. I work for a living.
Some of my good friends are blacks. Nice people but I didn’t own them or beat them. What do they want from me? It just so happens, they’re black and I’m white. It’s like I should regret being caucasian. Why should I feel guilt for the way I was born?
If you ask me, the only way to solve the mess is to nuke the whole Godforsaken region. Turn all that sand into glass. Iran too. Let God sort ’em out. Trust in God.
Goddamn right we need change. We’re in a real crisis. Mexicans stealing our jobs. Outsourcing. Fuckin gas through the roof. Liberals want to blame the white man. The American businessman. Good honest Christians who are being taxed and regulated to death for just trying to make a buck and go to church on Sunday in decent clothes.
Leave these people alone so they can create jobs and save this country. They are heroes. They deserve and need that tax break.
All these foreigners need to speak American. Say the Pledge every day including “under God” and respect our God, the one this great nation was founded on. A Christian God.
Why is that too much to ask? A little respect, you know? This is the greatest country in the world. Take off your hat and put your hand over your heart when our anthem gets played.
Call me a redneck, I don’t care because maybe that’s what I am. I love my country and I love Jesus Christ. He was a carpenter you know.
I gotta tell ya just because “Joe The Plumber” isn’t a plumber and his name’s not Joe and he can’t afford to buy the business he works for, doesn’t mean he isn’t Joe Sixpack and a regular American with the same problems we all have.
The Bible says an eye for an eye and that’s why abortion doctors sometimes reap what they’ve sown. I don’t condone it but I understand. Even if it’s rape, it’s not up to us to decide. I mean, a life is a life. The bible says so. Unless of course, if that life has taken another, or sold dope, or is a traitor or a terrorist. Face it, what better deterrent is there than the death penalty?
People should understand that we’ll kill them if they screw up in America. Justice should be swift and mighty. Every war, including this one we’re in now, is for justice and truth and democracy. Even when it’s really hard, America does the right thing. Always.
You know, W. is a good man. He made a few mistakes. All Presidents do. Nobody’s perfect. He cares about us. I feel it. He’s a good man. I’d really like to have a beer with him. I bet he’s friendly and regular. Cheney’s a little spooky but he’s just the brains of the operation.
So whatever about the gays. It’s a choice and there are consequences. We all pay a price for bad decisions and that’s one of the great things about America. Accountability. No way will this American stand for faggots who want to soil the Christian institution of marriage. It’s holy and sacred. Can’t you people just leave it alone? What difference could it possibly make in their lives and their futures?
It’s a symbol. That’s why they want it so bad. It’s just silly.
Show me a homosexual and I’ll show you a liberal. Wanna bet?
It’s like they think it will make them legitimate somehow. Uh, not in the eyes of this patriot.
In a lot of ways, it’s like the French. We saved their asses in The Big One. What have they ever done for us besides sneer and act like we’re bullies and brutes? Overcharge us for wine and cheese. Ingrates. Why do we bother?
Those countries that sell their oil to the Chinese instead of us; it might be time to introduce them to the United States Navy.
McCain fought to save us from communism. He’s got my vote because he’s a genuine hero. This Sarah Palin is sassy and real and they’re both mavericks. I like that. I don’t care how smart Obama is. That’s not was this is about. I’ve always been suspicious of book learning as opposed to street smarts. This guy Obama eats arugula and fish eggs. He went to Harvard. I think his wife did too.
Tea with a pinky out.
By the way, Michelle Obama has been ashamed of America. Only recently proud. Can you believe this shit? Now what does America, the best country in the world, have to be ashamed of?
You know what else bothers me? What does it say to the rest of the world if America elects an African American Muslim for President? The world respects us. We are the example. America is the bar. There’s a ton of responsibility there and we’re gonna be held accountable.
The one thing I can agree with the liberals about is the idea that this country has it’s head in the shitter.
We can’t afford this second guessing and insecurity when it comes too choosing our leaders. A man with over two decades in the Senate. A man who’s crashed four airplanes and is still with us. A woman who shoots moose. A woman who’s been both Mayor and Governor of the wilderness. Both these Americans are patriots.
A woman who doesn’t break a sweat while spending more than twice what most American’s make in a year on two months worth of clothes. She wants to look good for us.
A man who’s not afraid to call his wife a “cunt” in public.
Drinks for my friends.
It is wholly appropriate for the velocity of the RNC to be so compromised by a hurricane falling to land on the Gulf Coast almost three years to the day after a hurricane named Katrina did the same. The response, to that storm, which Republicans fucked up so badly, it’s become a stain on the party and an avatar of of their compassionless failure and clueless ineptitude.
They didn’t even know how bad they’d screwed it up until it was almost over. By then, they didn’t care.
“The Republicans can’t seem to get a break when it comes to August and when it comes to the weather,” Karl Rove, -TPM
How convenient it morphed into a reason for preventing Dumbya and Darth from bearing witness; pariahs both in their own party. A little gift from Mother Nature to the Republicans. They clearly weren’t looking forward to that kind of steerage. Nevermind the cartage.
Laura Bush gets up and kicks it off by touting the unfunded mandate we know as “No Child Left Behind”. She says that apparently some fifty million people now live in freedom in Iraq and Afghanistan. Sheezus. First huge lie.
Still, I kinda like her. She has an absent minded dignity that’s a little infectious.
I only say that because somewhere, I have sympathy for her.
Next, we get Dumbya on the satellite. More POW bullshit. Standard bogus boiler plate lies. Empty words from an empty suit. Requisite references to 911. Yawn. I’m reminded for the millionth time that his eyes are too close together.
Thankfully, both speeches are brief.
Lotsa empty seats.
Well then, it’s the obligatory tribute to Reagan. A man who became the catalyst for the devastation of America’s middle class. A man who brought Russia to her knees by outspending them at the expense of America’s workers and the enrichment of the military industrial complex and therefore, the wealthiest among us. Trickle down economics my ass.
Reagan sucked. Why do Republicans insist on being so gay for him?
Fred Thompson’s speech blows. Sarah Palin. What a joke. He tells us the choice for her as VP has panicked the Democrats. Good luck with that. It does crack us up. What a tool. He touts her ability to “field dress a moose”. Do I need to highlight the obtuseness of that? I hope not.
We hear more about Doubtfire’s time in Vietnam. I respect his service and his sacrifice, but that’s where it ends with me. I’m impressed. But that’s it. He gives credit to Republicans for balancing the budget and rebuilding the military. Good luck with that too. He’s lying. The second huge lie. I think that was a guy named William Jefferson C.
John McCain will not feel the need to apologize for America. Arrogance. Then, what has become beyond trite and cliche, the tax scare and abortion. Republicans are still that stupid. Fred Thompson is that stupid.
What’s up with all the empty seats?
All the crowd can manage to chant is USA. They can’t seem to wrap a rythm around two syllables or four.
I guess Benedict Fliptop (Lieberman) is up next. Oh boy. I really hate this guy.
He goes to the economy and terrorism right away. He takes a swing at unity. The camera pans to Gingrich a handful of times. Curious. The camera finds a Black guy standing and clapping. Bonus.
Colbert would demand an Asian.
Lieberman tells us he’s a Democrat. Bullshit, He’s an Independent. Democrats abandonded him because he’s an idiot. Whatever. His speech is completely empty. No substance. I see a Democrats for McCain sign but ‘Democrats’ is spelled wrong. Take what you will from that.
I must tell you that although I’m an aspiring pacifist, I fantasize about punching Benedict Fliptop in the mouth. Hard. A haymaker. What a douchebag. The only reason he’s there is because he wants war to continue, he wants it to grow. All I see is a man who cares far more about Israel than he does America. I loathe him.
They have nothing. The Repubilcans have shown up to a firefight with those cool Star Trek toy guns that shot little plastic discs. Remember those? If not, please substitute squirt guns in your mind’s eye.
What we have here, is a failure to communicate.
There’s some post convention interviews on the floor as I leave CNN’s coverage. A group of delegates from Texas all dressed in matching outfits. They say they are proud of Dumbya for what he’s done for pro life issues and faith based institutions. They say it was painful to applaud to applaud Bill Clinton.
Forgive me here, but you’ve got to be fucking kidding me. All that goes on in the world every goddamn day and that’s the top of their goddamn list?
By the way, Campbell Brown rocks. She pissed on Tucker Bounds’ lunch. She did it with restraint and discretion and still cleaned his clock because he was woefully unprepared. I guess it cost Larry King a McCain interview tomorrow night. What a pussy is Doubtfire.
The demonstrations and the arrests continue to gain mass and attention. This may end up being half the story.
Drinks for my friends.
Americans have become so painfully obsessed with morality we’ve all but abandonded ethics.
Too many steer by some absurd moral compass as opposed to basic rules that any group of humans should abide.
I’ll put that another way and not to make you more comfortable. We’re so ridiculously consumed with judgement and diving for a role to render it, we’ve abandoned common sense and the idea of walking in the shoes of another.
Tragic in more ways than one could possibly swing a dead cat.
The rub is thus, morality is nebulous and subjective. More than vulnerable to wrongheaded interpretation. Ethics are hard and fast rules, based more on the doctrine of ‘do unto others’, rather than the ‘don’t covet thy neighbor’s wife’ school of thought.
See? One is Jello. The other is currency.
Don’t bother telling me I can’t lust. I have no control over it and refuse to beat myself up for it.
Those who value morals over ethics, go home, cook up some lime Jello and cover your gold bullion with it. If you’re not rich, you’re obviously stupid. If you’re stupid, try mayonnaise and pineapple on top. It’s tasty.
The wealthy can afford to perpetuate a moral code of their own because they have money to cover their asses and it’s a wonderful vehicle for them to exert influence and control.
We have ethics. Trust me when I tell you it’s better to have ethics than the morals of anyone else.
Pineapple and kiwi make my tongue itch and swell. The sides of my tongue will then chafe against my bottom molars and cause considerable discomfort for a few days.
Morality inevitably sucks compassion and sensitivity out of a society if allowed to commence without check.
I have my own moral code. I struggle with it. It is mine, I’ve no desire to foist it on anyone else. I may have set my bar a bit high but it’s better than too low.
At the same time, I expect that others will not steal from me, betray me, treat anyone without equality or kill anyone I love. These are ethics.
They seem elementary. They are. There is a myriad of ways to break these simple rules, however.
My particular morals are an extension of ethics. As it should be, but they are my individual rules. I decide these things myself. They are mine. I endeavor to keep them to myself.
But, I’ll share a little for the sake of example. I do not betray confidence, especially if I understand that something bad has happened. I wouldn’t protect a serial killer mind you, let’s just say I possess secrets that will never experience sunlight on my behalf because it wouldn’t change a goddamn thing.
I don’t care who you fuck, why or how, as long as it’s consensual and not my girlfriend. I believe war is immoral unless we’re attacked or know for sure we will be. I believe the rich should help the poor and shouldn’t seek tax loopholes or to hide their filthy lucre in offshore accounts.
I believe I don’t want fuck all to do with your church, your thoughts on abortion, sex, contraception, civil rights et. all. Those are morals generated and perpetuated by a religious bureaucracy that is absent accountability or logic and insists on defying the brick and mortar fundament of ethics.
It is unethical in every way to fuck little boys or exploit the poor by taking their money. It is a betrayal and a theft to posit that God favors one political candidate over another. It is a betrayal to insist creationism is taught in any classroom or to withold any information about birth control.
Any grey area associated with issues like these are afforded by someone’s morality. Ethics remain crystal clear.
I trust my friends to go further. We are friends and I will not take advantage, exploit or lie to them. My real friends see it the same way. We are here to support and enrich each other. I try very hard not to lie to anyone.
If I don’t give a mad fuck about you, I might lie to you. Morals.
Drinks for my friends.
I watched the American Women’s Gymnastics team at the Olympics tonight and had two thoughts:
They are amazing. They tease and defy gravity with muscle and balance. Fascinating and compelling.
I felt vaguely pervy as these are not women, but girls, who’s physical maturity has been suspended by vigorous athleticism.
I can’t stand it. It just goes on and on.
Geniuses and Jack O’ Lanterns.
The issue is this.
The right tries so hard to call it murder. Ahem.
It is far more nuanced and organic than that. They only do black and white.
Mother Earth will ultimately decide the the fate of humankind. She will be fine. She will prosper. The Earth does not need us. All the Earth needs is the goddamn Sun. Last I heard, the sun is gonna be around awhile.
Earth may decide that humans are no longer compatible with her goals. Her ideals. No longer congruent with her plan for survival. In a time not far from now, The Earth might shrug us humans off. She might just heat up and burn us out.
If she does this, She’ll have decided we do more harm than good.
If she does this, She’ll have decided to save her life and that of all her other inhabitants.
Who can blame her?
Maybe we’ve been tolerated thus far because we advanced so rapidly. We emerged as a species so very capable. So bright and creative. We made art and beauty while either reaching out with compassion and concern to everyone, or raping, bombing and killing every civilization in sight.
We stormed her peaks, plunged her depths and polluted her lungs. She’s seen us kill on a scale that is both awesome and terrifying. In a mere few thousand years, we developed the ability to destroy just about every life she births and nurtures.
She is impressed. Not in a good way.
Earth doesn’t need your language. You need hers. It’s not as simple as humans not understanding. It’s as ugly as humans refusing to understand. Willfull ignorance.
Mother Earth may choose to abort us. It is certainly her right and obviously within her power.
The Earth is a Mother and it is her prerogative.
Men have no business passing laws governing a woman’s reproductive rights.
Any of you at this point desiring to invoke God should just shut the fuck up. My God is The Earth. In precisely the same way you do not wish to hear about my God, I’m not interested in hearing about yours. Fuck off. I think your’s is stupider by far, than mine.
It is my right to enter into a decision with a woman about our pregnancy as opposed to allowing a religion manufactured from convenience dictate our direction without regard to our lives.
The comedy is this. You that have so much faith, so much conviction that we are acting counter to the wishes of your God, why are you so unwilling to let your God decide?
Why are you so zealous as to kill doctors to prevent us from committing this “sin”? After all, your God will sort us out, wont he? If you believe so absolutely, what are you so worried about?
Is your faith so weak as to force a question about your God’s ability to keep us heathens in check? A question profound enough to force your hand to take it upon yourself? You will say that we imprison others in society who commit murder. We even murder them. I say your definition of murder is flawed and you’re not equipped to judge.
You do your cause no favors by vehemently opposing such basic science as evolution and stem cell research. You force the hands of us with a modicum of common sense to look at you as retarded. Overly enthusiastic, euphorically fanatical, idiots.
Isn’t it your God that would deny us access to Heaven for using condoms?
Some people are stupid enough to believe contraception is a “sin”. This in a time when the world has way too many humans. Some people are just fucking stupid.
Abortions will occur. With or without your consent. The rich will have them no matter what laws you’re able to pass. The poor will suffer. Ill equipped to even bring a baby to term. Unable to afford any prenatal care. From a practical perspective, I’m just looking to keep the coat hangers out of it.
Drinks for my friends.
I want to talk to all of you but I don’t know why. I don’t think I’m lonely, I don’t get lonely.
Boredom. That’s it.
I’ve rediscovered the IFC and Sundance channels.
My life is kinda on pause. I’m waiting for things. Things I anticipate will transpire soon. I’ll be allowed to do more things. In the meantime, I should probably take out the trash.
When I was a kid, I was pretty good friends with a guy who went on to murder another man’s wife and then himself. I really liked him. Very cool and he never took things too seriously. Mike Walsh.
My memories are so vivid, I wonder if the atrophy of my senses with age is the reason life seems so two dimensional sometimes.
I’m watching the original Halloween on the IFC. The acting is but a single layer of corrugated cardboard, it plumbs the depth of cheese. I love this shit. Mike Walsh was crazy about it. He said it scared the fuck out of him the first time he saw it.
He strangled the married woman, went home and stuck a gun in his mouth.
I babysat some kids for a couple on my parent’s bowling team once. I actually lost track of the little girl. They were wrong to trust me, I was too young. I really can’t remember how it turned out so it must not have been that bad. They paid me.
I like hanging plants.
Remember when Bob Dole ran? That shit was funny.
I adore William Shatner.
I’m enamored of a full bustline.
I’m at the age where the decision to get drunk has become a walk in the park.
I finished the first draft of my novel. I’m having difficulty. It’s done but it haunts me. It haunted me while I was writing it; it is very dark and violent. There seems to be a lot left over.
I’m gonna have to start another one.
We’re a hundred days out from the general election. A glance at the electoral college map tells me we’re sitting kinda pretty. Oh boy. I’m hopeful. I’m cautiously optimistic. I have confidence. I’m not trying to forecast a blowout, but I believe the electorate has but one sensible choice.
It does speak volumes about America that this anything but a done deal. Whenever I think I don’t understand it, the weight of comprehension forces me to the ground face first and tries to hog tie me. In a time when I’m not allowed to take more than eight ounces of toothapste in a ziploc bag with non-negotiable dimensions on a commercial flight, freezer bags make much better sense for travel, it seems ridiculous.
Or does it?
No, it doesn’t. Very little public awareness, much less rage, over the recent FISA bill passed into law. Near zero attention paid to the demise of the Posse Comitatus Act. The Clear Skies initiative, No Child Left Behind. What I’m pointing out here is the plethora of things the average American doesn’t know shit about.
Never heard of it.
The media is complicit and that frustrates me, but nothing chaps my ass more than the laziness and apathy of the average citizen.
We live in a time when any excuse for being underinformed is fucking lame. Dandelion Salad, Truthout, The Huffington Post, The Daily Show even CNN. In less time than Bowflex would have you believe it takes to look like a superhero each day, you can be well informed.
I beseech you. As a liberal, I encourage you to study, to learn, to fucking pay attention.
Now I understand if you’re reading this, it’s not likely you’re an unapologetic dipshit.
Maybe you know a few. That brings us to the point. Engage them. Gently. Be friendly. Non confontational.
Remind them we’re not after the guns. Enlighten them by being personally opposed to abortion but point out it will happen anyway so let’s just keep the coat hangers out of it.
If they seem receptive, float a few more balloons. Agree that at the very least, healthcare is too goddamn expensive. Remind them how insane gas is and that the banks are beginning to look like dominos.
Once you have the pony at the watering hole, casually toss out the war thing. Point out it’s ten billion a month and we’re kinda fucked over here. After that, you’re on your own.
Remember, the first goal of any salesman is to make friends.
Drinks for my friends.
This my territory, so I’ve posted my response first. The blog I’m responding too appears at the bottom:
I am saddened that such a clearly intelligent man has succumbed to fear and propaganda.
“I am tired of liberals who see only negativity in America; racism in her people, class warfare in her society, and flaws in her character.”
Do you imagine these things don’t exist? They do. For many, they are a part of everyday existence. A fact of life. You’re a white Christian Republican male, you will have to look outside yourself to see these phenomena. Burst your bubble my friend. It takes some courage but we can never come together unless you’re willing to see the world objectively. You’ll need to remove yourself from the equation to accomplish this.
We liberals are way ahead of you in that regard.
“I am deeply troubled by the Democratic Party which nominated John Kerry, whose qualifications revolved around labeling the honorable men and women who fought in the Vietnam War (58,000 of whom gave their lives in that action) as murderers, rapists and war criminals.”
Do you posit these things never occured? They did. He wasn’t labeling all of them, he was pointing it out. Many “incidents” are documented. They were horrifying. America fucked up. It’s embarrassing that you are only able to define Kerry in those terms. Is that really all you allowed yourself to see?
You imply we liberals are godless and lazy, unwilling to work and hate America. You are not only guilty of generalizing and stereotyping, but of drinking the neoconservative Kool-Aid.
I have worked hard my whole life. Had my own business at thirteen. Managed a restaurant at seventeen and was a recording engineer/producer by age twenty eight. Triple platinum by thirty one. Now finishing my first novel. And I don’t believe in your God.
Thank you for a genuine example of ingorance, bias and baseless piety.
Forgive me. Believe it or not, it doesn’t serve me to attack you as an individual. I’m actually fairly certain you are a good and decent man. It’s the ideology you so enthusiastically embrace and foment that I strive to to tear apart. It is false and wrong and the catalyst for evil on a level we have never seen in this country.
“I still pray that God will open the eyes of those ill-informed members of our society who, either through ignorance or deliberate malice, repeatedly attack and belittle those of us who believe in self-empowerment for all. I am grateful to have lived in a nation that gave me the freedom of self-determination and the right to benefit from my own personal achievements.
News Flash. I believe sincerely in self empowerment for all and I’m grateful to live in a country that has provided me with the freedom to pursue self determination and feel fortunate to have benifitted from personal achievment. I just don’t buy into your God.
Please wake up and look around.
His blog in it’s entirety:
Ask most any member of the main stream media elite, and a growing number of high school and college students, along with their teachers and professors, “What is a Republican?” and the response will likely include words such as, “greedy, self-centered, motivated only by money, unconcerned for the environment, the poor, and everyone they exploit.”
I am none of those things; I am simply a man who is proud of his country, and it’s hard-won heritage of liberty and justice for all. My own father fought two world wars to preserve freedom, and died at an early age as a result.
So, what is a Republican? I can only speak for myself.
I went to work at age 12, joined the Navy at 17, and went to war at 18. I started my own business at age 25 and worked 70, 80 and sometimes 100 hours a week for years, risking everything I had – including my health – to secure a better future for myself and my family. My own blood, sweat and tears made it possible for me to provide a secure living, not only for my family and myself, but also for literally hundreds of employees through the years, who in turn were able to buy their own homes, raise their own families, and give back to their communities and their country.
I am a Christian who loves God and his church, and who was taught to respect all religions whose teachings are based in love, peace and charity. I believe that God blessed this country because of the principles upon which it was founded. If you doubt God’s blessings still happen in today’s world, you need only look into the face of one who has received them.
I am a father who believes in the sanctity of marriage and the preservation of the family. I believe in the sanctity of life and am repulsed by the political left who pander for votes at the expense of the unborn. I am disgusted with the courts who rightly call the murder of a pregnant woman a double homicide, and then declare that the murder of an unborn baby is a constitutionally protected “woman’s right to choose.”
I am proud that our President expresses a belief in God; proud to have voted for a President who understands – politically incorrect tho’ it may be – that there is evil in this world. For the sake of all people everywhere, that evil must be confronted, and it must be defeated. I take comfort in the knowledge that our President refuses to allow decisions concerning the security of this nation to be governed by the political whims of foreign governments.
I understand that the terrorist attacks that murdered thousands of my fellow Americans can happen again. That’s why I sincerely believe America needs, now more than ever, a President who sees with a clear and focused vision and who speaks with a voice that – when heard by friend or foe – is understood, respected and believed.
I am eternally grateful to Ronald Reagan for speaking out against Communism and for having the courage of his convictions in leading the fight to defeat it; and to George W. Bush, who – in spite of the constant, vicious, personal and political attacks both he and his family have been forced to endure – has demonstrated uncommon vision, courage, conviction and leadership in America’s war against Islamic Global Jihad.
I am tired of liberals who see only negativity in America; racism in her people, class warfare in her society, and flaws in her character. I am also fed up with politicians who, when held up to public scrutiny, divert attention from their own personal, political and legislative failures by accusing their opponents of “mudslinging” and using negative attack ads.
I am deeply troubled by the Democratic Party which nominated John Kerry, whose qualifications revolved around labeling the honorable men and women who fought in the Vietnam War (58,000 of whom gave their lives in that action) as murderers, rapists and war criminals. That same Democratic Party has now embraced Barack Obama, another Harvard liberal elitist whose only claim to fame is that he was a Communist organizer and a member of a black separatist church for twenty years.
I still pray that God will open the eyes of those ill-informed members of our society who, either through ignorance or deliberate malice, repeatedly attack and belittle those of us who believe in self-empowerment for all. I am grateful to have lived in a nation that gave me the freedom of self-determination and the right to benefit from my own personal achievements.
I am blessed to be an American, and proud to be a Republican.
“calls into question the premise of his candidacy”
That motherfucking pisses me off.
I’m a writer, so is Mr. Obama. I lift from my consciousness and my unconciousness. The filter is off. I’m happy to quote someone and give them credit. I cite sources. But the filter is off.
He shared an appreciation with his friend, Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick, of inspirational quotes by other historic Americans. There were but two commonalities between the speeches. The aforementioned sharing of enthusiasm for phrases that should be of public domain (if they are not already), and the concept that they are not “just words”.
Well, no shit they’re not just words: I have a dream. We hold these truths to be self-evident. That all men are created equal.
They don’t even need quotes.
Plagiarism? Please. He was giving his buddy a wink and a nod at most.
It smacks of desperation and it’s beginning to spoil the taste of Clinton accomplishments past. It’s shrill. Sorry Hills, but yer playin like a bitch.
The latest Bill Clinton “meltdown” was not that at all. It was passion. As simple as a goddamn eye booger is, even after a shower. Sheezus.
He was being heckled by pro lifers at an event and he said, I’m just going to paraphrase here………..I gave you your answer and we disagree, you want to criminalize women and their doctors and we disagree. Then he goes on to defend his record and Hillary’s position with clarity and specifics while simultaneously ripping the dipshit who would heckle Bill Clinton into little of slices bologna on an issue as retard proof as abortion.
By the way, the first place I found a link to the Vid was on a very conservative website. Seriously, the site is called Hillbilly white trash. It would be against my religious beliefs to post a link.
The rest of this crap, I gleaned from CNN. I don’t think of them as the end all, but for fucks sake. Slow news day?
I’m sorry children, but if there’s nothing else to do. I mean, if you’re bored, play outside, because your whining and moaning annoy me. It is the last thing we need. It’s bad enough that the Clintons are pissing on Obama’s shoes and and you give oxygen to that at all. Then, you try to sensationalize a passionate and truthful counterpunch at a fucktard heckler by spinning it as a meltdown.
Shame the fuck on you. You dirty bastards are half the goddamn problem. No sack, but a sneaky underhanded temerity for villifying and exaggerating. Days like today, I loathe your shit.
Goddamn media: -1
Goddamn Billary: -1
Drinks for my friends.
There’s four on the right side and four on the wrong
side and the man in the middle is Justice Anthony
Kennedy and he’s a goddamn catholic.
Actually, I believe five are catholic.
Disclaimer: Some of my best friends are catholic.
Today the most elite quorum of our judicial branch
upheld a “ban on partial birth abortion”.
Fact: 0.17% is the latest number available of IDXs
(Intact dilation and extraction) performed in this
country of all abortions performed. Let me help you
out here; that’s less than a fifth of a hundredth.
The level of intensity and of every other expenditure in
this ridiculous fight is just absurd.
“The non-medical term “Partial-birth Abortion” was
coined in 1995 by pro-life congressman Charles Canady
(R-Fla) and is primarily used in political
discourse â€” chiefly regarding the legality of abortion
in the United States. The term’s first use may be from
the original proposed Partial-Birth Abortion Ban,
which circulated in discussion through the first half
of 1995 and was formally introduced by the congressman
on 14 June 1995. Keri Folmar, the lawyer
responsible for the bill’s language, says the term
developed in early 1995 in a meeting between her,
Charles T. Canady, and National Right to Life
Committee lobbyist Douglas Johnson. “Partial-birth
abortion” was first used in the media on 4 June 1995
in a Washington Times article covering the bill.”
If you didn’t feel like reading that, let me synopsize
for ya. Blatant, shameless, arrogant and
conspiratorial obfuscation from what was then a callow
fringe movement anxiously awaiting the progeny of
neoconservative dogma and the christian right.
Sorry all you pucker mouthed fucktards, I’m here to
tell ya there’s not a horde of braless hippie women
decending on every clinic in the land with distended
bellies looking to drop a zero and find a hero in
their eight month. Don’t know what you’re gonna do with that diamond that’s been forming in your colon since the late 90’s.
This procedure is really rare, ok?
Forgive me. I had to gorp.
God I hate these bastards.
Dick-in-Bush are poised to gleefully veto any
federally funded stem cell research legislation.
Dumbya isn’t just candid about it, he brags about it
the same way he brags about swinging his shriveled
manhood to smite any spending bill that places limits
on the occupation of Iraq.
God I hate these fuckers.
Over 200 dead in Baghdad today.
On that note, let me point out just how long I could
And by the way, those of you unwashed approaching me en masse with the latest baby killer merit badge, Koreans are the new Muslims, or haven’t you watched the news lately.
Over 200 dead in Baghdad today.
Over 200 dead in Baghdad today.
Over 200 dead in Baghdad today.
Drinks for my friends.