Archive for the ‘Newt’ Category
The salient point I’m about to serve up is not original. It is not mine, I just happen to enthusiastically agree.
Names have not been changed to protect a single asshole.
Off we go.
If I hear another Republican dipshit criticize Obama’s reaction to the the Iranian election clusterfuck, when they all know as well as anyone else, for us to intervene or interfere anymore than we have is counter to foreign policy 101, with a country like Iran who’s history we’ve meddled in disastrously, I’ll projectile puke.
Shut up you idiots. Our Man’s course of action is obvious, informed and reasonable. What would you have him do?
Ridiculous and absurd. Their own people asking us not to wade into their affairs again. They are grateful for our support. Yet they understand better than the royal “we”, that any influence perceived as American fuel in this struggle will dilute it and ultimately disease it.
Iranians and Americans cannot afford for American government to be a component of this struggle. It would ruin it. It’s that simple.
The douchebags that persist in shouting that crap from the roof tops aren’t doing favors for anyone. McCain, Bill Bennett, Lindsey Graham and Newt. A message that only falls on the ears of the great unwashed. The lowest common denominator. The deaf. The stupid. The under informed. The arrogant jingo assholes who think it’s our duty to force our bullshit on every other camper.
Work with me, it was this exact thinking that got us into the trouble we’re in now.
I’m here to tell you that terrorists will not be killing you in your bed. They really are the least of our worries and even that’s an accident. If you’re on a list as a suspected terrorist, your biggest problem will be boarding a commercial airliner. The least of your inconveniences are buying guns or explosives. If you are an evil doer (love those two words), your best bet is some destruction at home as opposed to interstate travel. Our advice to you is to shit where you eat. The current terrorist watch list of more than a million members, does not prevent anyone from purchasing guns or even explosives, interstate travel however, is far more difficult.
You bet. Yeah baby we’re on it. Fear not, the NRA has your back.
It’s a goddamn joke and we are pigs.
God has not even dick to do with it.
An election was stolen from the Iranian people. They are indignant and I understand. I think they just might be an example to us. C’mon. Their bravery is awesome. We have been giant vaginas. Forgive the gender aspect. I’m just saying.
We should stay out of it for obvious reasons and let them show us how it’s done.
I’m getting tired of American hubris. Who the fuck do we think we are?
Drinks for my friends.
More than a little pensive.
The citizens of Iran have a profoundly legitimate beef. One of the best kind. Noble and justified. An obviously rigged election. Blatant. Ridiculous. The turn out was over 120%. Bullshit is the given.
Tomorrow may inform us of eventual fate. The Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, deigned to wade in today on the Sabbath, by vehicle of his scheduled sermon. Just another day of worship. He was clear: Those who “take wrong measures which are harmful, they will be held accountable for all violence.” He called President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad “the absolute victor” in last week’s election…..” -CNN.com
I’m spooked. The difference between these human events and Tiananmen Square for example, is that despite the Iranian government’s game face and perseverant campaign to control information, this revolution just may be televised. Forgive my trite. I’m not here to obviate something so big and ripe. I fear what happens next. Both sides are more than aware that the entire world watches.
The chances of a fistfight are always multiplied by an audience. Always.
The Ayatollah didn’t merely draw a line in the sand. He came out with serious lumber. He tells the people of Iran that they are welcome to test his bat. He tells them it will be ugly. I’m really afraid of that. I think it’s quite likely. Man, I hope not. Did you know that Iran is arguably the most pro-American country in the entire region? These people are in trouble and I doubt they will walk away. There will be blood. There already has been.
Iranians are not pussies.
Our Man’s facility with it all has been pitch perfect. He understands that any movement in Iran perceived as being fomented or even endorsed by the US government is a guarantee it will sink under that weight. The asshat Republicans shouting jingoistic bullshit from the rooftops are posturing with lamentable irresponsibility. Man I hate these pricks. No compassion, zero sensibility, reckless abandon in pursuit of grandeur. Shut the fuck up.
Iran is a modern society. It has a vibrant and youthful population, progressive by regional standards. Amazingly, a huge chunk of them don’t hate us. Really.
My fear is that the Iranian people will suffer for whatever they do tomorrow. For years.
It is the covert option that most media fails to talk about. I’m afraid they will be picked off at random, regardless of participation, until, you know, morale improves. I don’t see tanks but I do see terror. For years. They know full well, both sides get it. Tomorrow is going to be interesting.
See, we’re all just citizens of the world. After the sun impregnates the horizon and the stars come out, the day is done and we are all the same. We really are all the same. I live in a big city so ethnic diversity is but a part of my coat of many colors. Whether your thing is prayer or the power of positive thinking, it’s time to do a little dance.
Wisdom, safety and support to the people of Iran.
And, um, fuck the Ayatollah.
Drinks for my friends.
Bill Clinton gave the keynote speech to the American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee yesterday.
I’m cutting to the chase here with direct quotes.
“Global cooperation is crucial for the survival of mankind…..”
“If we have a chance, it has to begin by people accepting that they can be proud of who they are without despising who someone else is,”
….”we are genetically “99.5 percent the same……..”
“From time immemorial, people have fought over identity rooted in that (half percent),” Clinton said. “We should have spent more time thinking about that other 99.5 percent of ourselves.”
“You teach your children their ethnic heritage; their religious heritage; their cultural heritage with no negative reference to anyone else because it’s the only shot we’ve got to make the most of our interdependent world,”
All quotes from CNN.com
You’ll have to forgive me but these sentiments strike a real chord with me. Beyond that chord, is a three part harmony and a choral ethereal behind it. With a Hammond B3 through a tube Leslie cabinet and some tympanies and strings. Some brass and wood. French horns and Oboes. Oooh, and a Moog.
“Teach your children well,
Their father’s hell did slowly go by,
And feed them on your dreams
The one they picked, the one you’ll know by.” -Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young
These simple notions explode in my heart. If we could just live by them, we’d enjoy so much more peace.
John Lennon beseeched us gently to imagine. To imagine an entire world with no religion, no hell and just the blue sky above. No country. No nationalism or even patriotism. No reason to even covet wealth or profit from famine.
“A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world” -John Lennon
That’s big stuff there.
Then there’s proof we’re almost outta rope. This is such a simple thing but the climate is getting ever more polarized and violent. While the right wing frolics in it’s own pudenda, evangelicals are snug as a bug in a rug with the idea they are somehow among the righteous and will somehow live forever.
These folks are stupid. These folks are mean. Sheezus.
As cynical as I am, I’m still an optimist.
The latest xenophobic diatribe from the asshole club foolishly denounces the concept of being a citizen of the world. Newt the Salamander (new nickname alert), mocked it last week in a speech before rotting doddering sycophants. That’s dumb. I don’t care what backward crap you subscribe to, if you are reading this, you are a citizen of the world.
Some of you don’t like it.
Newt the Salamander cracks me up. The hair of a robust but premature gray talk show host, the face of a caramel and Scotch addicted bigot, the grill of an octogenarian who’s still got some baby teeth. Thinks he’s got a shot at the head office. The way he’s shoveling sewage, he doesn’t have shit to say.
Whatever he does say smells like ass. He packs his jowls with feline fecal tootsie rolls to lend his face symmetry. I’m really happy I just said that exact thing. I don’t care much for the Salamander.
Nattering nabobs of negativity want to know Newt’s languor. How does the Salamander balance the warm rock and the cool water? Plump and bellicose.
I’d like to have him over for drinks and duct tape him to a space heater. Make him watch CSI Miami. Feed him nothing but Slim Jim’s and Dr. Pepper. He would change his own diapers whilst suspended by a chin strap. Morticians would be allowed to practice on his pale countenance and somewhat alien bone structure. I could invite some NBA size trannys.
” George W. Bush left office with a public approval rating under 30 percent. Less than 30 percent of Americans currently describe themselves as Republicans. The amalgam of evangelical Christians, hardcore gun-rights fanatics, anti-tax, anti-immigrant and anti-choice voters who make up the base of the Republican Party amount to less than 30 percent of the overall electorate.” -William Rivers Pitt, truthout.org
Salient point of ensuing article by Mr. Pitt is that it’s own base is reason for the GOP’s demise. The Sarahs, salamanders and Huckabees are prisoners of their own device. The once muscular, hard right base of the Republican party, the guns and God crew, are essential for candidates to be allowed to sit at the table, but now a virtual guarantee they’re exempt from being dealt a winning hand.
My synopsis: These guys are fucked and it’s all their fault.
Will Pitt rocks. Like a hurricane.
As much as I loathe the great unwashed, I sincerely wish they’d wake the fuck up and smell the world along with America’s place in it. They nearly screwed the pooch when they were in power last time and now they are poised to do their worst despite being the minority. Irrational fear, ignorance, prejudice and unwillingness to judge a man based on the content of his character, but rather his religion, political affiliation, culture or social beliefs, has the whole movement flirting with obsolescence.
The Republican party is a parody of itself.
They have begun to eat their own. They drag their party moderates toward a house still fully engulfed instead of even entertaining the idea they are less than absolutely right about everything. Frustrating to watch.
It has always been true, always an imperative, but now it’s damn near an emergency; we must get along. Share the world. Humankind can no longer afford to relinquish reality and truth while clinging to individual interest and willful ignorance. The fomenting of hate by right wing media is not just reckless and irresponsible but is literally a menace to society. I’m not here to suggest we revoke the first amendment rights of fucktards like The Human Shitsmear (Limbaugh), Hannity, Coulter, Glenn Beck, O’Reilly or even the Cheneys.
Fight fire with fire by using your own rights under that same amendment to drown them out. How hard would it be for every American who loathes Rush to storm his phone lines regularly? Sunday afternoon in the park. We could do it from facebook and myspace.
What then, of the example by the Iranian people this weekend over the travesty of their national election? They took to the streets. I understand that the chronic malfeasance of our ’00 and ’04 elections was not nearly so obtuse. We are guilty nonetheless, for behaving. Not nearly enough ‘what the fuck?’
They are furious and showing courage. Point to me the American who doesn’t cheer this struggle. These people are ass pissed as they should be. This is incredibly good stuff. Anybody looking for inspiration or even an example?
As I write this I watch dickheads go swine stupid downtown over a goddamn basketball championship. Now that’s blind shithouse irony.
I have it on mute but LAPD are going paramilitary and scaring the crap out of them. Herded like cattle and KCAL9 cuts to commercial. Lean it up against what’s happening in Iran right now, that’s all I’m saying.
Drinks for my friends.
If I don’t close a few deals tomorrow, we all may be killed.
Gotta pay the rent and peanut butter by way of index finger is getting old.
Meanwhile the asstards of the GOP have decided that Sotomayor is so very experienced, possesses such an elaborate history of jurisprudence, that her confirmation must be delayed until after the end of the Mayan calendar, as they need to study her every move. They prefer her confirmation hearings begin sometime after the world ends in 2012.
What exactly do these men of lust, greed and glory hope to accomplish here? Don’t know about you, but they look like dickheads to me. She’s gonna be confirmed you assholes of the flat earth society.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, another right wing, homophobe, bigot loses his shit and goes off on innocents with a gun. This guy’s done time just like the last uniquely American tumor. You know by now DHS distributed a report a few months back warning against this specific conflagration. The Republicans piled on and forced an apology out of Janet Napolitano.
How rigoddamndiculous does that dance look today? Looks like under Obama, DHS might have a chance at efficacy. Might just be the most prescient and important thing they’ve ever done, you know, that report that predicted all of this.
Fucking Republicans. Can’t figure out why they’re not embarrassed.
The frontline of the GOP is the Human Shitsmear, Sarah Palin and some human salamander named Newt. The bench is Guy Smiley (Romney), McCain and John Voight. Can’t figure out why they’re not embarrassed. Rounding out Republican leadership is Michele Bachman and John Boehner. Mr. Everglow and Mrs. Dipshit. I understand now why Republicans pretend to stay right with God. Hypocrisy is in their blood and they are not then, easily embarrassed.
Still can’t figure out why they aren’t embarrassed. They have become parodies of themselves. Not a single original thought, plan, strategy or policy. Nothing but anti. Nothing but no. They just don’t get it. The weight of circumstances and the gravity of right now is barely in their periphery. They wander through fields and ditches without any concept of consequence. Not a single Republican is thinking about anything beyond itself.
Rome is dry. Rome is a tinderbox. Rome is about to burn and you assholes can barely be bothered to get off the phone.
Wake the fuck up you Republican moderates. You think you got no place to go other than Independent? A lot of us will be inclined to join with you or at least work with you if you can behave. We’ll hold it against you but we won’t throw it in your face.
Let’s get on with it.
Drinks for my friends.
So Newt Gingrich declares he’s not a citizen of the world to applause by the most prominent collection of misfit toys ever to gather on an annual schedule. John Voight, the same whackjob who melted down on public airwaves a few years back over his superstar daughter Angelina Jolie’s estrangement, called Obama a false prophet and told us America is weaker.
Newt also told them the brand new economic plan has already failed. This, despite news today that ten banks are set to repay almost ninety billion in stimulus money. This, despite it being way too early to tell.
This blog is for you Lo. I understand that Objects in Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear. The big picture is far more convoluted than most of us know. It is far greater than the sum of it’s parts. Both sides have bodies buried and there’s no innocence in Washington; I am not a Nuclear Playboy.
It’s just that people like Ralph Nader and Dennis Kucinich, whom I adore, have no real chance at influencing seminal policy, much less posturing for the highest office in the land.
You see this administration as a glass half empty. I’m not ready to go there yet.
When was the last time a President of the United States told Israel in front of the world, in an Arabic Muslim nation, that her actions were intolerable?
You graciously offered an article on the similarities between Bush and Obama for this particular context: http://www.internationalpoliticalwill.com/2009/06/heard-it-all-before/
Ironically, it’s context that Will is ignoring. Just about every speech by Bush that Will cites took place inside our own borders. I commend him for his research acumen, as he’s painstakingly culled all these examples of congruence from over six years of lexicon, far more muted and less specific than that of Obama’s single speech in a Muslim country delivered to Arabs.
It’s a manufactured duck and weave befitting a high school research paper. No score here Lo. Your man Will has written a fluff piece. I’ve taken it upon myself to post an edited version of this critique on his blog.
You know I hope, that I have immense respect for you. Thanks be that you’re far better informed than most. I wonder if you haven’t taken the wrong fork on your philosophical/ideological path. You’re energy and intelligence is lost on wanna be demagogues like Ralph Nader who only run for office out of hubris and the obstreperous notion they may upset a close election. If Ralph Nader truly wanted to make a difference he would position himself politically to do so. Perhaps an earnest and sincere attempt at a cabinet position or a prominent non-profit.
Ralph Nader may be as full of shit as the next guy.
And you my dear, would be better served by getting on board with a society and an ethic that is changing. Just because I support Obama, doesn’t mean I can’t bitch at him. It gives greater license to do just that. See last night’s blog.
I’m not, by any means, hook, line and sinker. He’s not perfect, I own that. But in a few short months he’s managed to fundamentally change the way the rest of the world looks at us. Take the recent elections in Lebanon as an example. The amount of influence he brought to bear is debatable but there’s no denying he brought some. This is big stuff. He’s the best thing we’ve had in a very long time. Work with me here.
Don’t look away, there’s plenty to see.
Drinks for my friends.
I gotta tell ya, Obama’s absence on all issues gay, specifically Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, is pretty disappointing. He was unmistakably upfront about being a fierce defender. He’s dropping this ball. A civil rights ball that he needs to account for. This is big picture stuff. Us heathens deserve to know. No free pass here, dude.
The sand dollar is underneath the stairs. The blue juice is in the pantry.
So this is how it happened. I gather they wanted Palin first and her staff gave the nod. The fundraising dinner for the Senate and House Republican campaign committees. The premier GOP money event of the season. I don’t know if they have another name for it or not. Anyway, they then discover somehow that Palin was never made aware of the invitation. Um, yeah, allright, so then, they can’t get a confirmation from Palin. So they ask Newt. He jumps on it. Newt goes on to immediately stick his own ass in his mouth by calling Sotomayor a racist. They walk it back a little but can’t get word from Palin. Newt walks it back too by saying he shouldn’t have called her that because he doesn’t know her.
So, Newt’s back in because Palin is being a cocktease, so Newt goes on television and says that Sotomayor might not be a racist but says racist things over and over. Then he says she’s a “racialist”.
They work out some deal where they both will speak. Then, Palin delivers some speech that was blatantly plagiarized. Sheezus. The GOP announces finally that Newt will be Mr. Keynote and Sarah will hopefully be in attendance. They went on to acknowledge that Palin could maybe eclipse Gingrich in a popularity contest.
I got a degree in cartography.
Sarah shows up and commands copious limelight. Steals the show by all accounts. By the way, the speech she plagiarized?
Wait for it……
She lifted it from an article co-authored by Newt Gingrich in ’04.
Fuck me running, not even I could write this shit.
These are the stars of the Republican Party. Sarah Palin and Newt Gingrich. The new Arsonists Laureate. Their best and brightest. The party of Lincoln. That’s sick. These two are empty. Shallow, callow and retarded. They have no idea what Americans want or need. They don’t care. That they haven’t bothered to figure it out is evidence enough. That this is the best they have is outrageous to me. Newt and Sarah are a low budget slasher flick that isn’t even funny on any level.
The good news is that more people label themselves Independent these days than Republican. I got no problem there, at least until we see what they become. It could go either way. From not so judgmental libertarian to deranged, fascist, Lutheran Nazis. The great unwashed are migrating and that is cause for concern. We must track them. No need to shadow them in their own habitat. No tranquilizer darts or tags with chips. The science and technology of demography is now at our fingertips. No chance we’ll lose sight of them.
This country’s bowels are percolating. We may be on the verge of giving a shit. I’m more than inclined to applaud the demise of the Grand Old Party but they will show up somewhere. There’s that and the truth that chaos covets a power vacuum.
These are interesting times. Better pay attention.
Drinks for my friends.
It is indisputable that Judge Sonia Sotomayor will be the best looking justice to ever sit on the Supreme Court, despite being stupid, under qualified and racist.
“The Senate needs to asses her ability to rule fairly without undue influence from her own personal race, gender or political preferences.” -Senator James Inhofe (R) Oklahoma
“They’re just like ‘hey Hispanic chick lady! You’re empathetic?’ She says ‘yup!’ They say, ‘you’re in.’ That’s the way it really works.” -Glenn Beck, High Priest of Douchbaggery
“Not necessarily, I know lots of stupid people who went to ivy league schools” -Karl Rove
Think he was thinking about Dumbya? I did not steal that joke from Olbermann, we just happened to be like minded.
“I’m telling you, she appears to be a racist…” -Republican Congressman Tom Tancredo
“White man racist nominee would be forced to withdraw. Latina woman racist should also withdraw” -Newt Gingrich
“This is someone clearly picked because she’s a woman and Hispanic, not because she’s the best qualified” -Curt Levey, Committee For Justice, Head Asshat
“She’s a bigot, she’s a racist.” -Rush Limbaugh, Human Shitsmear
The egregious irresponsibility of such claims notwithstanding. The resolute ugliness aside. Typical obfuscation by a cavalcade of morons speaking for the Republican party. Methinks they doth protest too much and certainly too early as well as too vociferously. Textbook example of a pot decrying a kettle as all things black. Man I hate these guys.
As for me, I don’t yet have an opinion. She is among the most experienced and qualified of any justice nominated for about a hundred years. She’s had three decisions upheld by the highest court in the land, two overturned and one still pending. Given that about seventy five percent of decisions are overturned by the Supreme Court, she’s batting like a superstar.
She obviously deserves consideration in light of her education, accomplishments and distinction in that arena. Her extensive experience in all matters of jurisprudence. This woman is a bit of a rockstar on paper.
That’s all I know. Fer cryin outloud, it’s been two days!
What makes me angry, is that it’s so predictable. So goddamn obvious. For people like me who pay a modicum of attention, there are no surprises here. What exactly does all this say about the contemporary conservative movement? The abrupt, violent knee jerk so predictable and anticipated, that I could have written their talking points for them.
This country desperately thirsts for and needs something beyond a two party system. My dismay is that the GOP cannot even provide an intellectually honest contrast in a a tragically flawed and nearly broken government of a mere two parties. We are fractured from the inside. The catalyst for most of the internal bleeding is the absolute onus of the modern conservative movement. Neocons. They are fools. Jackasses, unwilling to look further than their own noses, fears and absurd bias.
California’s prop. 8 debacle is a flaming example. Pun intended.
Unable and unwilling to avoid stepping on their own withering dicks. I’m talking about the groups who campaigned for it’s passage. They think it’s a victory. Pathetic.
The Republicans have failed us in more ways than one. I’m a Democrat, for lack of a more appropriate political designation. I have little enthusiasm for what the implosion of the Republican party means for the long term chance America has for prosperity. Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
At the very least, we require a reasonable ballast. We really must have a more diversified collection of voices and ideas. The abject failure of the GOP to even make sense, much less own a viable stake in any ethical argument, will amount to a tragedy for us all, regardless of political stripe. The Republican party has not only failed itself, it has failed all of America.
Fools. Goddamn them.
A new ethic is emerging and it is muscular and potent, yet without intelligent and honest contraposition, it cannot evolve. What we are staring at is a massive shift. It might be an excellent thing for humankind, but it must endure smart debate and insightful criticism or it will atrophy and we all lose. This new ethic must suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or it will crack when tested. If not allowed to arrive with a confident consensus, it will crumble.
We may be looking at our last best chance.
A last dance.
You people need to contact these assholes and give them a heads up.
Drinks for my friends.
They are sprinting. The entire executive branch are running like there’s only a few hundred yards in front of them. They tackle or block almost everything in the way. The pace is impressive. It won’t, it can’t last forever.
Our Man will see some time on the bench. I will worry, along with Paul Begala, if they’re still running this hard in six or nine months. For now, they are impressive.
Don’t talk to me about minutiae. What they’ve done here is hit the ground running. What they’ve done in sixty plus days is impressive even if only for the sheer volume of work spent and tasks accomplished. If you disagree with every single policy issue, you still must admit that these folks have been burning it hot at both ends.
They are on this economy like sauce on wings. As far as I can tell it’s bold. Code for risky.
So many second guess. They example past economic scenarios that I can’t help but wonder might be obsolete. This is serious business. So many of them are full of shit.
It’s not like the Republicans have even floated a turd. I half believe they actually served us the turd, smoked and on a gilded platter. Cocktail forks and horseradish. Champagne they’d pissed in.
They just might have Huck Finned us into this Presidency. If that’s the case, I wonder how long they knew they had a turd on their hands. Gingrich knows. So does Frist and Santorum. Pricks.
On the other hand, I very much like what Obama has to say. Long term thinking our leadership has been bereft of for eight years. Education, energy and health care must be part of any plan for long term, not necessarily prosperity, but lack of abject poverty and widespread toothlessness.
You know what? This guy is talking to us. He’s taking questions. You know what else? He’s fucking smart. This guy has a command of facts and information that is dazzling. He talks to us and tells what he knows and he knows a lot. He does questions in a way that give you more than just an answer, but some background as well. Reminds me of Clinton, a President who was nearly impossible to stump unless you asked him where his dick had been.
Man, I’m so grateful to have a President who can answer questions without dodging and then go on to actually illuminate the average American. He is sharp and he is good. Masterful.
Dumbya could not have handled a tenth of this.
He took all comers, from Ebony and Politico, to ABC Radio, Washington Times, Agence France-Press, Univision, Stars & Stripes as well as CNN. A tour de force in terms of Presidential press conferences. Lungs full of fresh air and intelligence. Awesome.
Goddamn this guy works hard. He is so smart and I am so proud.
If they don’t applaud his acumen in the reviews tomorrow, we will learn something about the measure of our post election contemporary press.
I understand this guy is hanging his ass in the wind. He’s riding the lightning but he’s not kidding. Barack Hussein Obama is not here to fuck around.
Drinks for my friends.
A massive swing of the pendulum to the right along about 1999. A percieved, albeit shallow impetus had been in place since Newt Gingrich fell from grace. Republicans got out outfoxed by Bubba. Clinton spanked their faces with bricks. They were pissed.
So, it had been brewing despite their growing power, not because of it. Slow but deliberate and venemously vengeful at the behest of the most unimaginably foul people. Like a bow being drawn. Weird. I ask myself about the hang time. I wondered how long circumstances and zeitgeist would favor such momentum. Rules of inertia and gravity dictated it would swing back, but social will and thorough retardation of the great unwashed can effect more than the laws of physics.
How is it a grown man pulls off the name Newt? He’s a bit of a baby face.
Years go by. Dark and horrible years. Death, destruction and redistribution of wealth on a biblical scale. Richard Bruce Cheney. Karl Rove. Unimaginably foul people.
Then, seems like it’s been forever, but the arc of the bob is once again in motion. It grows larger. It steams towards us. It’s path is to the left by way of East . After years of near suspended animation, the air displaced as she gains velocity goes from a whistle to a howl. I worry about apogee and thrust. Seems she’s coming too fast.
The initial violence of the movement could send the bob swinging violently over the top. Three hundred sixty degrees. It’s that nine o’ clock position I worry about. No need to go far past there on the dial. Ninety degrees.
Sad and regrettable that events so odious as an economic implosion were the only catalyst with mass enough to dislodge the bob from it’s parking place in the neoconservative lot.
From a howl to a scream.
Ah well, here it comes and this is America goddamnit. Religious adherence is down, correspondingly, common sense is up. The pious right revealed as the shallow, callow, two dimensional fucktards they are. Credibility across that side of the spectrum in severe disrepair.
Republicans are flailing in a vast puddle of human excrement. Yes, their own shit.
Ann Coulter and The Human Shitsmear Rush Limbaugh bleat incendiary expletives between gags on authentic Red White and Blue liberal American cock. Cheney shows up on TV specifically to say thet we’re already less safe because we don’t torture. Just tell me what has to happen to shut this quacking, rounheaded, corpulent fingered fucking penguin the fuck up.
Are you getting the sense this is an angry sort of hit piece? I gotta tell you I’m feeling it. I really hate these bastards. I’m not even sure what I mean about that American cock bit, but it speaks to the spirit and depth of my rage somehow.
This is an opportunity for progressive thinkers to pay it forward. Foment and supply the kind of disciplined thinking, politics, and ethics America has been so deliberately starved of for so long. Pushback. Give to the ignorant and fearful in equal measure what they’ve so successfully crammed down our gullets for the last eight years at least.
They can all blow me.
Go ahead with the truth. It is more than good enough.
Drinks for my friends.