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		<title>Big German Nurse</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 06:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s the word for people like me who prefer animals over humans? All children over the age of three are in the grip of lust, greed and power. Misanthrope.  Makes me think of Richard Nixon&#8217;s face. Although kitties are benevolent, their love is not unconditional.  You still have to feed and water them.  You still [...]]]></description>
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		<title>City on the edge of forever</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 08:24:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hooptie Jesus. I AM a lineman for the county. January is not a salesman&#8217;s best month.  I&#8217;m angsty.  My road rage dogma is about to overtake the Karma it doesn&#8217;t understand why it wants to run down. I get angry when the sales dice catch frost.  I was killing it up until Christmas.  Right up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The man with two brains</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 08:13:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have mad kitties. They puke everywhere. Life is increasingly absent normal. I have children here. I try very hard to just be shy.  I realize I can be a ginormous presence.  Being among children makes you feel loud and large. Being around children teaches you how to be humble.  An example of how to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I am a lineman for the county</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 08:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My refrigerator has genuine schoolgirl on it. Vivid crayon art with shiny decals alongside dry homework with what appears to be an outstanding grade; fastened to the faux stainless refligerator/fleezer door with magnetic cat sphincters. Inside are more half empty cups, dishes, containers, bags, trays, bowls, jars and sometimes sacks than I can suffer frequently. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The moon is blue</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 07:02:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t nobody move This is a heist &#8220;In the N. District of Calif. marijuana cultivators are converting our public lands and pristine forests into large-scale clandestine marijuana grow operations. They are cutting down trees and plants, they are diverting streams, polluting the water table, and the land with toxic pesticides. They are starting wildfires, bringing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Dignity of Jazzy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 06:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jazzy. A regal calico feline. 17 years. Old for a cat. An outdoor cat in Los Angeles.  Tough and clever. Possessed of the slow moving wisdom.  Her coat no longer supple.  Her gait no longer graceful.  Wits still sharp as new scissors. She moves with purpose. Deep set, aged eyes. She is very old. She&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>heartburn</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2011 02:52:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.&#8221; &#8220;I invented the cordless extension cord&#8221; -Steven Wright We do ourselves a disservice by assuming Obama is anything other than a centrist Republican.  He&#8217;s a DINO, Democrat in name only.  It&#8217;s not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I walk the line</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 06:26:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the news:  Casey Anthony wasn&#8217;t convicted of murdering her daughter.  Why do we give a damn?  She probably did it but all evidence was circumstantial.   There was no cause of death and no motive so get over it.  I hear some English royalty arrived here in Southern California the other day.  Again, who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The spirit of 76</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2011 02:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy independence day. I sat with a retired couple the other day.  Nice people but we were opposites. Fox News religiously.  How is it that people can be so nice and reasonable and still allow themselves to be so full of shit? I still closed the deal.  Took me a couple hours but I knew [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let them eat cake</title>
		<link>http://www.brainspank.org/2011/06/let-them-eat-cake/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=rss</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2011 04:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A vagina on a woman is a powerful thing.  On a man, it&#8217;s nothing more than a deficit. On the other hand, I admit Johnny Depp is a lovely man.  Most women would hit that. I went door to door for a while..  It was humiliating. That was then and this is now.  Some days [...]]]></description>
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