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		<title>This one&#8217;s gonna leave a mark&#8230;&#8230;..</title>
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		<dc:creator>Michael Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I gotta tell ya. What I really want to do is smash up a supermarket. I walk those long, peaceful aisles and I look at the glistening jars, the scrubbed and oily produce, and I have violence on my mind.  I&#8217;ve had this fantasy since I was a kid when we used to blow shit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Free beer and sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 06:57:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really don&#8217;t understand.  We have a president that has been asleep at the demographic for years.  He&#8217;s accomplished much but betrayed us handily.  The war on drugs.  In as much as it is a betrayal of African Americans as it is a betrayal of all Americans.  This tragic bullshit in the gulf and the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Dirty South</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 05:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mayonnaise  is the most perfect condiment ever.  In the post apocalyptic future where vegetables are rare and hamburgers hard to come by, I will lament the absence of mayonnaise.  I covet that sauce so much that I hoard packets of it whenever I find them.  I suspect foil envelopes linger in the pockets of winter [...]]]></description>
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		<title>They don&#8217;t lie.  They elide.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 05:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[McDonald&#8217;s has a double Filet O&#8217; Fish on the menu, but the picture shows only one slice of oil based synthetic cheese among the two crispy patties.  When I order it, I&#8217;ll make sure it has two slices of oily cheese and I&#8217;ll fucking pay for that extra greasy slice. Gimme a side of that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rick Santorum is the great white hope</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 08:31:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was dwindling away the other day by noticing how much more grime my fingernails collect when I forget to cut them.  I&#8217;m eating as many bleu cheese dressing soaked salads as my gulliver can process.  Everybody vote for Rick Santorum.  Salads make me crap like a goose.  Sizzler&#8217;s salad bar in Culver City has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bedtime for benign&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 08:12:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever notice how good pot smells and tastes a little salty? Kinda like licorice. Peppery even. So my difficulty is existential. As in why. What are we doing here? I fed the cats. Salt and pepper. Sometimes I understand while I&#8217;m driving through nice neighborhoods.  Sometimes I have a nice lunch and read a book [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Big German Nurse</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 06:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s the word for people like me who prefer animals over humans? All children over the age of three are in the grip of lust, greed and power. Misanthrope.  Makes me think of Richard Nixon&#8217;s face. Although kitties are benevolent, their love is not unconditional.  You still have to feed and water them.  You still [...]]]></description>
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		<title>City on the edge of forever</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 08:24:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hooptie Jesus. I AM a lineman for the county. January is not a salesman&#8217;s best month.  I&#8217;m angsty.  My road rage dogma is about to overtake the Karma it doesn&#8217;t understand why it wants to run down. I get angry when the sales dice catch frost.  I was killing it up until Christmas.  Right up [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>The man with two brains</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 08:13:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have mad kitties. They puke everywhere. Life is increasingly absent normal. I have children here. I try very hard to just be shy.  I realize I can be a ginormous presence.  Being among children makes you feel loud and large. Being around children teaches you how to be humble.  An example of how to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I am a lineman for the county</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 08:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Douglass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My refrigerator has genuine schoolgirl on it. Vivid crayon art with shiny decals alongside dry homework with what appears to be an outstanding grade; fastened to the faux stainless refligerator/fleezer door with magnetic cat sphincters. Inside are more half empty cups, dishes, containers, bags, trays, bowls, jars and sometimes sacks than I can suffer frequently. [...]]]></description>
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