Fucking Iowa.

So this idiot Republican congressman, Steve King, shows up on local Iowa radio yesterday to talk about how fair it is to make a big deal out of our man Obama’s middle name. Next thing you know, old Jed’s a millionaire. It goes national. CNN’s foulest morsel so far tonight.

Allright, to begin with, this guy’s a fucktardian douchebag. He’s a congressional representative from the fifth district of Iowa. It is among the most Republican voting districts in the country. The Family Research Council adores this prick. He is one very scary white man. By the way, he was unable to pronounce the word ‘Islamist’ on national television.

” DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — An Iowa Republican congressman said Friday that terrorists would be “dancing in the streets” if Democratic candidate Barack Obama were to win the presidency. Rep. Steve King based his prediction on Obama’s pledge to pull troops out of Iraq, his Kenyan heritage and his middle name, Hussein.

“The radical Islamists, the al-Qaida … would be dancing in the streets in greater numbers than they did on Sept. 11 because they would declare victory in this war on terror,” King said in an interview with the Daily Reporter in Spencer.”

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Man, I hate these fuckers.

I want to debate this idiot. Somebody tell him that I’ll fly to Iowa and appear live on the radio with him. It’s a fair bet he’s friendly with the penis of Newt. Wikepedia tells me he’s a fan of McCarthy. This is why I want to debate him. It would be like inviting evangelicals or Jehova’s Witnesses into my home after they’ve rung the bell. It’s fair because if you knock, I get to say my piece too.

I have lots to say.

I’m pretty sure I can make this guy cry in front of his friends.

I’m just so offended by every angle of this thing. It’s not newsworthy. It’s relevance is singularly incendiary. And yes, Iowa’s cup runneth over with jackasses. What’s new pussycat?

Forgive me, but sometimes it’s hard to be confronted with facts like these. Facts like these people do exist. Facts like they are the consumate product of fear mongering and as such, they see their duty as to spread that fear.

These facts depress me. These facts discourage me. Ultimately, these facts piss me the fuck off.

So this guy, Steve King, is a human shitsmear. The scariest part is this. He probably believes, with ignorant frightened intensity, everything he spews.

What an asshole.

Drinks for my friends.

7 Responses to “Fucking Iowa.”

  • U ? Authority:

    Michael,
    Taboos, Drugs, Rock-n-roll, plastic bags, Ect.., these “experienced” Legislator’s can no longer help the Citizen, so they make the concerned citizens, dissenter’s, ANTI-?(just against them), that need be arrested.
    It’s now alright to dissent, just don’t say anything, that is unless you work for the Govt., then it all about the L-(I’s).
    Some Congressperson(mid-west) thinks Homosexuality, is the great threat(more than Al-Kader) internally.
    They have become gay,
    to over through the U.S. of A..
    (Put your Boa’s away, your scarin’ the “kiddies”)
    This is the crap that keeps you’s and I’s divided.
    Book says, Law says, Cop says, Judge says, Lawyer says take the plea, forget what you have to say. Your against the “norm(Sure there is a clinical name)”. Oh yea, Habitual Criminal, used to be your neighbor, but the economy has altered their mind set(hunger, thirst, and fear), that criminality becomes the norm.
    The Govt. has been Hi-Jacked, Dem.’s as Rep.’s, and Rep.’s as Dem.’s. I didn’t get a lapel pin either, so I too don’t get to play.

    Evict all Imcumbents in ’08,
    A Third Party, then Investigate,
    worse crimes, than Water-gate.

  • HI LIGHTS:

    Geez, I don’t think you should actually go to Iowa, Hitman. It would be interesting though I suspect you would get arrested just for thinking. Americans are incompetent, which is why everything is out sourced, the end has already occured though the public is not aware of this fact.

  • Rai:

    Seriously, I’m with Kymba above, you go to Iowa, you’d probably get arrested, and even your UCLA attorney friend would’t be able to get you freed. They’d most likely arrest her for having a law degree from out of state. I’m confused as to why these Christian groups are so concerned about politics and families.., one would think that their main focus would be God, and Peace, and Love

  • I adore this site! I can stay up all night just to have fun and see new posts. I love to spend my free time this way

  • Gdog:

    I hate people like that! They are all crazy! They think they are the coolest and smartest ever. But really they are dumb

  • Paul Lindemeyer:

    Iowa politics did not used to be full of shitheels. The Xtian Right got sick of the Smilin’ Bob Ray and Jim “Sweater Boy” Leach brand of Republican and ran them out of the state GOP without anyone saying a goddam thing. They did leave Branstad and Grassley standing as figureheads, but mostly to continue under cover as Project Shitheel searched for its magic bullet, its Jack the Rino Killer…Steve King. The perfect Big Ag-sucking, God-bothering, wriggling white maggot. Who WILL be the next Senator once Chuckles steps down.

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