I’m at my best on a slow news day…..

So, The Joint Chiefs chairman tells us today we’re fresh out of cannon fodder.

Admiral Mike Mullen admitted today that although additional US troops are needed in Afghanistan, we’re tapped. We have no more personnel.

The military said, nope.

In saying such a simple thing, Mr Mullen acknowledges what we’ve all known for some time. The back of our great American Army is broken. We are left without the ability to defend ourselves. Our men and women are bogged down and tied up in the stupidest and most disgustingly reasonless war America has ever engaged in.

Looking for something to be afraid of? There it is.

Did you know there’s a movement in San Francisco to rename a sewage treatment plant after Dumbya?

We are unable to prosecute, for all intents and purposes, what has always been the more important of the two fronts on “terror”.

Well, one didn’t matter at all and the other did kinda. It matters more now.

“There are force requirements there [in Afghanistan] that we can’t currently meet,” Adm. Mike Mullen said. “Having forces in Iraq at the level they’re at doesn’t allow us to fill the need that we have in Afghanistan.” -CNN

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Fire and death were lobbed into the Green Zone. Basra and Baghdad burn and die again. Turns out, we barely have the resources to take on al-Sadr’s Mahdi army. He was merely testing us.

We tell everyone it’s Iran’s fault

The future’s so bright, I gotta wear a welding helmet. And a hazmat suit.

This thing ain’t going nowhere but worse.

The economy. Duh.

We need a leader.

It’s amazing that our Little Bootlicker, McCain is a contender. I think he should have to reveal whether or not he’s in diapers well before the general in November. I wonder if he’s wearing a bag.

I don’t know what to make of this man. I used to like him. It’s been a while. He runs down the middle and literally alienates both sides while still polling well.

I guess the middle is big too. I’d hoped they weren’t that dumb.

With any luck we can collectively understand that old rich white men in charge is a bad idea, particularly if they have too much faith. Doubtfire doesn’t seemed to be consumed with Santa, but he’s wrong on all the issues.

I have but two questions, maybe three for Mrs. Doubtfire:

#1. How exactly are you going to win this war on a broken economy AND a broken military?

#2. What on earth made you run for President, what is your answer to number one?

#3. Are you serious about maintaining these tax cuts while staring at this black maw of an economic vortex?

#4. Do you understand these things at all?

He’s lucky to be getting a running start.

I know what it’s like when you’re trying to think but nothing happens.

He does too. Way better than me.

Look, the Republicans are used to various monkeys. Reagan was a bit of an orangutang. Bush Sr. was some skinny big eared sharp chinned simian. Dumbya is a retarded chimp. Doubtfire is a goddamn reptile. They confuse him while he confuses them.

James Dobson loathes The Bootlicker and that cracks me up. This guy reaches over two hundred million a day in a hundred and sixty countries by radio alone. Focus On The Family. Yes, that megalomaniacal douchebag. It’s these bastards that I really loathe. They highjack common sense with self righteous morality and an archaic set of standards that they barely pretend to live up to.

Before they’re done they take it upon themselves to press the flesh of their hypocrisy on as many as they can find and it means nothing to them that their beliefs have no place in politics, particularly if they are to remain sacred. Those beliefs aren’t sacred, they are for sale.

Anyway. Forgive me. It’s just that despite how much this matters, it’s still really stupid.

Try really hard not to be stupid.

Drinks for my friends.

17 Responses to “I’m at my best on a slow news day…..”

  • Trueblooded:

    Mr. Admin:
    Once again, you prove yourself to be a long-winded, dip-shit bag of liberal fart gas.
    You have no fucking clue as to what and who you are talking about.
    Your observations are idiotic.
    Come out of your drug and alcohol induced liberal bubble.

  • Tony:

    Trueblooded, are you going to dispute any of his assertions, or are you just going to spit venom?

    It gets a little old after awhile, you know, just slinging shit without proper backup.

    Perhaps you could shut up, solve our manpower shortage problem in Iraq and Afghanistan, and volunteer yourself to fight for this country.

    I suppose though, that would be beyond you. God forbid you actually put your life on the line to back up what you believe in. It’s much easier to just denigrate the people you disagree with.

    But please, continue as if you actually have something to add to our civil discourse.

  • Trueblooded:

    Tony;
    Kiss my ass

  • Trueblooded:

    Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Here is a little test
    that
    will help you decide.
    The answer can be found by posing the following question:
    You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
    children.

    Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
    corner,
    locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
    and
    charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert
    shot. You
    have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
    …………………………………………………………
    Democrat’s Answer:
    Does the man look poor or oppressed?
    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
    What does my wife and kids think?
    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
    his
    hand?
    What does the law say about this situation?

    What does the ACLU think?
    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
    he
    was stabbing me?
    We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a
    happier,
    healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
    few
    days and try to come to a consensus.
    ………………………………………………………
    Republican’s Answer:
    BANG!
    …………………………………………………………
    Southerner’s Answer:
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click…..
    (Sounds of
    reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
    Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
    or
    Hollow Points?”
    Son: “Can I shoot the next one!”
    Wife: “You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist!”

  • Mrs. Reina Kimble:

    Michael, the ground dancing in your drooling man series makes perfect sense to me!
    I enjoyed the last one about some dumpy gurl you’d picked up in a bar, though I don’t appreciate it when people feel the need to take physical, or any type of inventory on others. Such as nice hair, money in the bank,but huge thighs. Try to understand,People aren’t products.o,k,?

  • Mrs. Reina Kimble:

    Trueblood, the best weapon individuals have is their brain, you should keep reading brainspank for the purpose of exercising!
    I’ve noticed you also, can be long winded although you pretty much keep saying the same thing, over and over.
    Southerns so handy with guns and ammo?
    Doesn’t seem to be getting you very far, as the nation is loaded with illegals, criminal, drug dealers, whom use the southern borders as their point of entry. Go take another Siesta, boy, and start paying attention to your dreams.
    Come back when you have something new to say, o.k.?

  • Rob:

    Trueblood, Although I do admit I did get a laugh out of some of your observations the very thought of someone like you having the ability to obtain any gun is a danger to your family and society at large due to your total disreagard for human life. You my friend are a criminal waiting to be imprisoned by your low IQ and anti-social personality.

  • Tony:

    Thanks for proving my point, Trueblooded.

  • Trueblooded:

    Liberals are the reason why they had to make killing humans illegal. Otherwise there would be none of you scum bag anti americans left.
    Unfourtunatly, honorable things like being able to fight to the death is illegal, why? Because liberals and democrat communist vermin scum would be eliminated. One by no good asshole one. They had to enact some laws to protect you.
    The only thing keeping you liberal assholes alive is the fact that it would be a crime to kill you and I like all decent americans am not a criminal and will not break the law.
    So all I can say is kiss my america- loving trueblooded white ass.
    All of you especially you Tony. You no good piece of shit.
    Fuck you.
    There’s not a fucking thing any of you can do to take away my firearms.
    Nothing. I have no criminal record and have never been considered any kind of insane.
    I will protect my home and familoy from you liberal scum.
    When the war starts, I’m ready.
    I’m ready now.

  • Rob:

    It’s obvious your ready now. For a life in prison where you can’t hurt anyone, or a life in a padded room.

  • Rob:

    We all (except you) came here to have intelligent, liberal discussions. You should go hang in a room with the rest of the repulican neanderthals.

  • Mrs. Reina Kimble:

    Boy Trueblood; Hey I’m no liberal, I’m a progressive or should I say evolver instead of
    revolver? Though I’m just liberal enough to break any law, that does not fit into my interpretation of Liberty and Justice.
    I’m also tough enough to deal with the karma that may follows. I don’t have to kiss your ass, I’ll kick it and you won’t even know what just happened, cause that where your brain is encased down in your ass. Just playn’
    At one point in the past, you’ve stated most wars are useless. You espouse yourself as a pistol packing perfect American.
    As long as your the only one killing, you seem content. That reveals plenty, I’m glad I’m not a brain dead American consumer, whom allows others to instruct me how to behave.
    I trust my own judgement and live accordingly.
    Clearly you have struggled, its going to get worse, guns won’t help you or your family.
    We are trying to get the f’d up government off your back man. They should do there job, and stop ending ours. Seriously I’m cool with individuals who choose Ron Paul, I believe he is a great way to help defeat AZ, McCain.
    A vote for Paul, is also a way to let the Republican machine know they represent only
    Corporate America, or should I say International world wide financial domination. Its scary,
    I don’t want to have to kill the machine, but yeah it may come to that! In the mean time, I try to educate myself and look for an elected officials, who spend our money, wisely on health care, education, and infrastructure, v.s self profiteering,
    destruction, and waste. Simmer down would ya?

  • Trueblooded:

    Rob:
    (Quite an appropriate name for a liberal), NEWS FLASH ASSHOLE, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN INTELLIGENT “lIBERAL” DISCUSSION.
    It cannot happen. Like the all liberal arguments yours is all bullshit.
    BTW, I carry my 9mm concealed at all times and I am 100% leagal. I have defended myself from an intruder once who broke into my home. I shot and killed him. He was a black crack addict. It had to be done and I would do it again in a heartbeat. Another democrat piece of shit constituant bit the dust.
    BTW the cops were pretty happy about it when they came to my 9/11 call. The guy was wanted on several outstanding arrest warrents for two separate incidents of rape and another for attempted murder and armed assault with intent to kill.
    I was not charged with any crime.
    It was clear self defense.
    I did not use my Glock though, I used my Remmington 12 gauge pump gun that I normally use for duck hunting. But that night I used it for turkey. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA! One head shot at close parameter.
    It was a bit messy. Took me two days to clean up my front foyer and the smell lasted for over two weeks. Democrats stink really bad when you shoot them.
    I shoot three to four times a week to stay in practice with my side piece.
    My round of choice:
    http://www.handgunsmag.com/accessories/win_0722/
    Lots of stopping power in this round. They make think they will but they will not, get up from the schooling this round deals.
    It a thing of beauty.
    Like I said, I am ready for the coming civil war. I do not “think” I will be killed.
    I expect to be. There is a huge differance in the two thought processes.

  • Tony:

    Why so much venom directed at me Trueblooded? Did I hit home? Did I reveal you to be the petty, ignorant cancer on civil discourse that you are? Sounds like I struck a blow there.

    Funny, the Founding Fathers revolted against the British Crown, in part because they didn’t want people with guns lording it over other people without guns. That’s why we have the constitutional republic we enjoy today, along with the Second Amendment. Some of us lefties have guns too, and aren’t afraid to use them, including some black folks, whom you have a huge problem with, obviously.

    I know such ideas like liberals with guns and the nature of the American Revolution are way beyond you. It’s ok, really. I figure you come from a place where schools are institutions of learning in name only. It doesn’t mean you have to resort to playground tactics. We might get into a fight on the playground, but if you find yourself unable to fight, or you lose the fight, you direct “your mama” jokes at your opponents. It might work dealing with alpha male issues in fifth grade, but you come up short trying to do the same when confronting fellow adults.

    And why the paranoia? I’m sure, lest your true occupation is scouring the internet and starting flame wars, thereby pissing off lots of people (some perhaps with guns and the ability to use them) that filthy liberals like me could give two shits about you, and wouldn’t waste my time even thinking about raiding your trailer to steal your moonshine. I doubt many other people are similarly motivated. You have way too high of an opinion of yourself.

    Anyways, I’m done dealing with you, Trueblooded. I won’t respond to your hate-filled rants any longer, and I’d really fucking appreciate it if you kept my name out of your drooling little mouth.

  • Timpatco:

    Trueblood,
    The problem and answer is revealed in the question. Only a parnoid, self righteous american would bother postualting such an idiotic scenario.

  • Trueblooded:

    You guys are the best!
    HAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHa!
    So you think you’ve struck a nerve eh Tony?
    Well, you are the one who warned me you’d “Shit down my neck”. I tried to be courtious towards you apoligized for unkind remarks on my part and I wanted to get back to this business of your no good hero Obamma_Nation. And what do I get from you after your pushing all kinds of vitrolic hatred towards me? Nothing. You Tony wear all of your white hatred towards me as a badge of honor. You have like all left wing assholes dehumanized anyone who is not like you making it OK to hate them. typical of the no good left wing antii american anti white piece of shit you and all of the left are.
    So far I’ve been threated with bodily harm, called all kinds of names, and in general met with all kinds of vitriolic left wing “Kindness”.
    What a fucking joke you people are.

    What started this whole this is me showing point for point why your hero Obamma-Nation, Madgic Negro, Most Favored Jiggaboo, (MFJ), is a communist, no good poece of shit racist. It’s been showed in the national media and you all still worship this peice of shit Obamma-nation.
    All of you did not refute anything I put forth with facts about the magic negro. You all just keep drinking his piss. Well he’s having a good laugh I assure you all. He’s an evil fuck.
    Intelligent liberal argument indeed.
    It is sadly typical how you all paint me in a senerio of stereotypical liberal white hating fashion. Face it, you all hate white people. Especially white people who wish to be left alone by the left, not have their children indoctrinated into this whole business of it being OK to hate and dispise white people, worship anything anti-white and make anyone pointing such things out as a bad person who should be killed.
    This is why I’m ready to defend myself and my family. Because all of you here will be doing your level best to kill white people as soon as MFJ gets in office and makes it legal to do so.
    It just shows what the coming storm will be should you liberal racist totalitarian assholes get in the oval office.
    Tony, you and your ilk are nothing but a bunch of self hating (that is if your even a white person which I doubt), anti-american scumbags.
    I most certainl do not need to be schooled on the second amendment. Especially from a liberal no good fuck like you. Fuck you and your diatribe about my consitutional rights. Fuck all of you no good liberal bastards. You all cherry pick the constitution to suite you. NEWS FLASH All of the consitution is important. If you cut out one amendment or not keep to the original intention of the framers, you mind as well throw the whole of it away because it was designed to work as result of a sum of it’s parts not the other way round which is what liberals wish to do.
    The ACLU and the left in general believes it’s an individual right of an adult to have sex with a chid (NAMBLA), but the second amendment is a collective rather than an individual right even though “The people” are mentioned and lionized as individuals by the left in the 1st, 4th (the left’s present darling), 9th and 10th (all of which I have total agreement with), somehow “The people” in the 2nd amendment are not individuals as well?
    Look up the meaning of Regulate. It does not simply mean to cut off only. It also means to assure a reliable supply which is what the framers were talking about. Since when would a government need to make a law to have an army. That is stupid. Look up the word “Milita”. It is a citizen army. Thats why it was the US militia that brought down that flight over PA. These are all facts. Period. Unconvenient truths to the left.
    You all here are uncomfortable with facts. I understand. If you were into the facts and not just emotive ideals, you’d have no choice but to be a concervative.
    If it were not for Bush, hand guns might already be illegal. Leaving us all defenseless from the criminals of the democratic consituancy.
    Ofuscation eschewed!

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