Talking points

Yesterday Dumbya, in an earnest impersonation of Alfred E. Newman, told us no worries, we’re not in a recession.

Oil up over one hundred seventeen dollars a barrel. Up from thirty or so under Clinton. You’re all aware, I’m sure, of the mortgage bloodbath. The job deficit. Half a million a minute in Iraq on CREDIT.

Those stimulus checks are on the way. Help you out with that two hundred percent increase at the pump. Yep, help to pay ExxonMobile. Richest corporation in the history of man. Sounds good. Nice little circle of larceny.

It goes on and on.

(CNN) — John McCain’s campaign sent supporters a fundraising e-mail Friday that claims Hamas approves of Democrat Barack Obama’s foreign policy vision, and is hoping for his victory this fall.

I guess there’s some truth to this but for fuck’s sake people, you think they’d put their money on a man like Doubtfire who thinks we can hang around for a hundred more years?

I an upcoming interview on 60 Minutes, Supreme Court Antonin Scalia says of the controversial decision which handed Bush the Whitehouse in two thousand that America needs to “Get over it”.

I hate that prick. You know, he and Darth Cheney are pals.

And once again we are being beaten about the head shoulders with the opinions of Jeremiah Wright. I will point out again, ad nauseam , there isn’t much of what he said that isn’t true. How goddamn sad our man is being impugned by the media for truths he did not even utter.

“In a fiery sermon in April 2003, Wright said: “The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes three-strike laws and wants them to sing God Bless America.”

“God damn America … for killing innocent people.”

“God damn America for threatening citizens as less than humans”

“God damn America as long as she tries to act like she is God and supreme.”

“We have supported state terrorism against the Palestinians and black South Africans, and now we are indignant because of stuff we have done overseas is now brought back into our own backyard. America is chickens coming home to roost.”

“Barack knows what it means living in a country and a culture that is controlled by rich white people,” Wright said. “Hillary would never know that.”

“Hillary ain’t never been called a nigger. Hillary has never had a people defined as a non-person.”

-All quotes from FOXNews.com

You motherfucking tell me what is dishonest or untruthful about any of that. America’s problem is that she cannot handle the truth. Goddamnit and goddman you who would question that. We are a society of cowards, hypocrites and cold calculating reptiles.

On September 18, 2006, Pastor John Hagee — whose endorsement Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) said this past Sunday he was “glad to have” — told NPR’s Terry Gross that “Hurricane Katrina was, in fact, the judgment of God against the city of New Orleans.” “New Orleans had a level of sin that was offensive to God,” Hagee said, because “there was to be a homosexual parade there on the Monday that the Katrina came.”

Now, that offends me and my sensibilities.

Shrillary is ahead in the popular vote if you count Florida and Michigan even though they all agreed they don’t count. That’s her new bugle from atop the hill.

Gimme a fucking break.

Anybody notice we’re not talking about the war?

It’s pretty bad again.

I believe the second and last time I heard my mother say the word “fuck”, her sentence was something like, “We are the best country on earth and we are going to fuck it up.”

The first time had something to do with me not vacuuming the astro turf on the porch in front of the trailer when I was fourteen.

I am in awe. I can’t believe this shit.

You people are as hopelessly gullible as a small gathering of primates. I don’t doubt they’d be embarrassed eventually.

They are ramming this shit down your throats because the only thing that gets you off is to gag on it.

Understand that this is a man who comes from just a slightly different place than most of you and I. That’s a good thing. Just consider, he has already seen what you are about to see and he may just be the man to help you through it. Change must come. It’s only now begun to arrive. The antidote will only come from a man such as this. I don’t see any others, and if you’re smart, you’ll be happy he’s here.

And stop worrying that he’s some sort of Muslim or that he hates America.

Don’t be a damn fool.

Drinks for my friends.

8 Responses to “Talking points”

  • Trueblooded:

    Mr. Admin:
    Trying to explain to you the specious and downright dishonesty of Wright’s harangues is a waste of time with you and your ignorant elitist ilk.
    The fact that you are so blinded by your no good cock-sucking racist leader’s dirty glare speaks volumes about who you are, how you think and how much you despise this nation.
    You must be a big fan of the UN too. (Just assuming).
    Obamma-Nation is perhaps the most dangerous person to ever achieve public prominence since Mao. But wait a minute, Obamma-nation the magic Negro, loves Mao as do you and your whole hord of ignorant intellectual midgit lefists. Oh I forgot.
    You no good elitist fuck.
    You and your high fluentness of smug elitism. It’s the kind of thing that is and has been ruining your side’s credibility for quite sometime now. One would think your side of the fight would have woke up a little by now.
    Elitism, smug, better than thou attitudes. Keep it up. It’s working great you stupid bunch of imbeciles.

    Obfuscation eschewed, yet again!

  • Josh:

    Wow, what a disgusting mind we’ve all just been given a glimpse into! Its hard as hell to continue to be proud of the American way of life when closed-minded fascists like “Trueblooded” are the product. If we are fortunate enough to avert the many imminent disasters that face our nation, it will be done in spite of the forces of ignorance that this pathetic specimen represents.

    Good work as always, Michael!

  • homeless,, out,my.mind:

    What could end this nightmare, as I trudge thru white mans America. Why do they never do international credit checks on the hordes of immigrants, that dominate the terrain. I’ve had, the money to purchase, but I don’t believe in the Dream, being dumb,n’ blind must be nice, but I have unforgiving lazar sharp visions.The 911 attackers got their educations, in the U.S.A. probably paid for by government grants. While they worked under the table for some mini mart gas pump. Most of us scurry working overtime, trying to live in safe neighborhoods. I’m beginning to take a liking to Rev Wright. I lived amongst many like them,and the Islamics, hell a nice people, though sexist.., what man isn’t though? Men never help me unless they can grab, and penetrate, my body for cheap entertainment. I needed to use a tool to extract the battery from my cell phone, and It jabbed me blinding me, in my third eye, blood dripping into my two good eyes, also. The blood, keeps me warm, like the sun would do…, or if I was the elite, a $500.00 Izod lacrosse sweater, or a down jacket, and some bad ass Heneesy, a a collectors bottle of chanti. They on sno skiing escaping from reality,vacations,worrying about that which affects the non elite that’s not me. I worry about the war, n’food prices, they out worrying about gas prices on they yacht, or their gulf course view. Pretty ladies, in tiny red dressed, I’m lady trying to sing the blue’s. Its nice when the caged bird can sing. Ring, ring a’ Ling ling.., ding ding ding!

  • Max:

    Fuck!! My sister has just moved to San Francisco……I am afraid she will be exposed to the “Truebloods” of the world………and will need to be shot………the end.

  • Trueblooded:

    HAHAHHAHAHAHA
    What a bunch of complete fucking idiots you all are.
    There is not a single one of you who can dispute anything I’ve said.
    You motherfuckers are lost, lost lost.
    It’s no wonder you support MFJ, Magic negro, Obamma-Nation, piece of shit, no good bastard cocksucking communist shill.
    Fuck him and fuck all of you who spport this no good bastard.
    He will never be mine or any real American’s president. Ever.
    Fuck him.

  • admin:

    I can’t help it.

    Your reason and logic is so compelling. Your truth and overwhelming factual stewardship, so powerful. The economy of your intellectual prowess, so incredibly dominant, I feel as though I must prostrate myself at your undoubtedly moldy and bacteria festooned feet, you fucking puss leaking, boilerplate ultra right wing talking point spewing fucking moron of a shitbag leaking neoconservative fucktardian dickwad, asswipe mouthbreather.

    Sorry kids. Couldn’t sleep.

    Kept thinking about some shit on my shoe.

  • Trueblooded:

    Gee, I thought you didn’t care.
    How nice of you to let me know I’ve rented so much space in your already closed little pea-brained mind.
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA,HAHHAHAHAHAHA, Fucking HA!
    You are such a moron. Go ahead, tell me why Obamma-Nation the magic negro, is so great? Tell what bright ideas MFJ has past some sort of pre 1930’s communist/unionist/egalitarian/Maoist agenda?
    You are such a joke Mr. Administrator.
    You can continue to go fuck yourself and that goes for your no good Maoist, A-furry-con milato no good fuck leader.
    He has no new ideas and the only change he will bring is that should he get elected, you will have nothing but change and nothing else in your pockets after he is done with his plans for egalitarian wealth re-distribution plans.
    Change my ass.

    Obfuscation eschewed again motherfucker!!!!

  • Josh:

    Dear Trueblooded,

    Um, yeah actually I think I can refute virtually every single statement you made. Let’s start from the beginning:

    Statement #1: contains its own refutation. If it is true that trying to explain the validity of your point-of-view is a waste of time, you have no reason to be writing any of this in the first place. Surely a smart fellow like you wouldn’t waste his valuable time on something that was pointless. So, the fact that you are taking the time to engage in this debate means that this statement is demonstrably false.

    Statement #2: To paraphrase, “Obama is a cock-sucker, and this proves that people who support him hate America.” Um, I think the onus is on you to prove that he sucks cock. And I fail to see how this logically leads to the conclusion that anyone who supports him hates America. Please elaborate…

    Statement #3: “You must be a big fan of the UN too. (Just assuming).” Well, you are, by your own admission, just assuming. As with Obama’s alleged proclivity for fellatio, I believe the burden of proof is on you.

    Statement #4: “Obama is the most dangerous person to achieve prominence since Mao.” Let’s see, Mao was a guerilla revolutionary who seized power by force and then ordered his whole country to stop farming and instead smelt iron in their backyards. Tens of millions starved to death as a result. While, you may not agree with Obama’s domestic policy positions, they certainly won’t result in the death by starvation of millions.

    Statement #5: Essentially just a repetition of the previous 2 statements.

    The rest doesn’t consist of actually statements, just fragmentary stuff like “You no good elitist fuck.” or “You and your high fluentness of smug elitism.” These cannot be logically refuted, because they don’t contain logically complete statements (or sometimes even standard English words).

    Am I missing something, or have I gone through your whole post without finding a single defensible statement or assertion?

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