By far the best spam I’ve ever received

In my country, this will be the national anthem:

This from earlIsebella.

“I am 22 years old and my sex imply has gone down to all but nothing.
Sex with my boyfriend of 5 years has eternally been excellent and I possess eternally had an orgasm.
I habituated to to masturbate and dont drawn do that anymore. I dont dig what’s come to grief with me.
I old to every seem to be like sex and now I look for ways to get out of it,
but the transmute in my sex predilection is counterfeiting my relationship.
Am I lacking vitamins or nutrients that sham my sex oblige? What can I do to fix this problem?”

If I could write like this, I would.

It is quite simply, the finest prose I’ve ever read.

Peace.

Drinks for my friends.

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