Fuckin’ Republicans

She reserves the “F” word almost exclusively for this downright context. I don’t believe I ever heard her utter it until I was about sixteen.  My mother.  She uttered it then.  She uses the the word very sparingly and only in sagacious anger to this day.  I confess it elicits a certain glee in me.  I like it when she does it.  It makes me smile like The Grinch.  When she says it these days she says it.  She confided that it’s one of her favorite words.  It was the following course of events that compelled her to disgorge the words this time.

Chapter Two

We find me exasperated, frustrated and pissed off at the concerted Republican effort to retard, malign and obfuscate with insidious bullshit, the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.  Congruent with all gay, bi, lesbian and transgender aspirations for equality under law, I can’t help but view it as an authentic civil rights issue.  I’ve always maintained that sexual preference or identification is inherent and therefore exclusively subject to such specific purview.

NEXT.

For the purpose of due disclosure, it may be what I sincerely believe, but I don’t give a mad fuck either way.  If it is indeed a choice, it’s an exceptionally personal one and thus none of your goddamn business.  A spectacularly dumb and pointless concept for anyone to bother with at all.  When it comes to serving in our military, if a soldier is a good soldier, and by that I mean a willingness to risk and perhaps sacrifice one’s own life, who cares?

Over thirteen thousand men and women willing to literally take a bullet have been expelled from our armed forces for merely being fags or dykes or any iteration thereof since this crap began.  Some fluent in Arabic and Farsi.  Respected, beloved commanding officers.  Fierce fighters and patriots.  According to rep. Patrick Murphy, such egregious bigotry has cost taxpayers $1.3 billion.   Hello, national security.  Hello, war on terror.  Hello fiscally conservative assholes.

We, the citizenry, and the military personnel agree overwhelmingly.  Polling is consistently in favor by some seventy five to seventy eight percent for at least a couple of years now.  Americans never agree that conclusively on anything.  You’d be hard pressed to compel three quarters of the electorate to consign themselves to the notion that men possess phalluses and women vaginas.  The whole, pun sincerely intended, innie and outie thing.  The old, in and out, as it were.  Picture me penetrating the OK gesture of one hand with my index finger from the other………..

Yet the body politic does not reflect as much at all.  Every day is opposite day for just less than half the elected and at least 25% of the naturally occurring, incurably stupid.  Don’t forget “The 1/4 Paradigm”.

Who’s stupider? The just under half or the hardcore and perhaps lacking chromosomes 1/4?

I’m going with the just under half.  They actually got elected.  They understand the universe doesn’t care if they’re obtuse while they begin to reap what they sow.

Republicans have stated that they are so vehemently opposed to repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell that they are willing to vote against funding the Pentagon.  Their precious Pentagon.  Their adored military industrial complex.  Their senseless $1 trillion dollars a year.

Man I hate these guys.

Fuckhead House Republican Mike Pence said, “The American people don’t want the American military to be used to advance a liberal political agenda.  And House Republicans will stand on that principle,” -Firedoglake

Mike Pence is a douchebag.  See Mike, this is just fairness for the people who will most likely fight and maybe die regardless.  “liberal political agenda”, Mike?    Good luck with that Mike.

Mike might could be a little Brokeback.

Thus far, only five house Republicans have broken ranks and voted for repeal.  They were immediately accused of having joined a “Radical Gay Lobby”.

REP LOUIE GOHMERT (R-TX): “If someone has to be overt about their sexuality, whether it’s in a bunker where they’re confined under fire, then it’s a problem. And that’s what repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell does. It says, ‘I have to be overt, I don’t care. I want this to be a social experiment.” -Think Progress

I have to say that I just love this fucktard’s last name.  “Gomer” was one of the most disparaging labels we could muster in Jr High.  Have you seen this guy?  Google him, seriously, I mean this dude is one round headed Gollum wannabe.  A can of beer to anyone who guesses which state he allegedly represents.

Louie occurs to me to be a little too concerned about being hit on in a bunker during a firefight.  Louie likes it rough.

C’mon now.

Similarly, John, can I look anymore like a deep fried poultry carcass, Boehner, had this to say:

“Rushing ahead with a political decision without understanding how it will impact the men and women of our Armed Forces who are fighting two wars is deeply irresponsible. I hope Members of Congress who care about our national security on both sides of the political aisle will stand together to stop it.”  – The shitneck’s very own website

Methinks he with the pallor of a roasted cornish game hen, said “ fighting two wars is deeply irresponsible.” See how I did that?

Nevermind the foolishness of said wars.

This next one is my favorite:

In the Senate, Armed Services Republicans threatened to filibuster the defense authorization bill “if it comes to the floor with Democrat-backed language repealing DADT.” “I’ll do everything in my power,” Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) said. “I’m going to do everything I can to support the men and women of the military and to fight what is clearly a political agenda.” Sen. Roger Wicker (R-MS) agreed, promising to support a filibuster “if the repeal language makes it into the version of the bill that goes to the floor, most likely after the Memorial Day recess.” –Rachel Maddow

Poor Pasty McSquinty.  Senators over the age of seventy five should be subject to compulsory competency examination just like they should for driving privileges.  He ain’t no maverick no more you know.

Archaic and absurd.

Still, there’s a thread here.

It’s all leading up to something.

Fire, I mean……Fear.

I know, typical and predictable but, with ever increasing obstructionism, partisan fuckery and shrill proclamations, those who would sell you fear are beginning to buy into it.  Republicans are genuinely afraid of fags.  It’s just that simple.  Don’t act all shocked, Republicans have been afraid of Negros for fifty years.  Now they fear Mexicans more than the Negros but less than the Gays.  They prioritize.

A step further.  Stay with me.  Rush Limbaugh, the Human Shitsmear, is a shameless hypocrite so he’s in my test tube.  He’s earned it.  Now, Shitsmear railed against drug users and abusers.  He fired snot rockets at Kurt Cobain post mortem.  Turns out he was one.  Exploited the help and broke all kinds of laws and nearly lost his hearing because he was a junkie.  Even got hassled by the TSA.

Rush Limbaugh, the Human Shitsmear, is a fag.  He is too you boys.

Get it?

Fucking Republicans.

Drinks for my friends.

11 Responses to “Fuckin’ Republicans”

  • bobb:

    i like soda, i like cold soda!

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  • admin:

    @bobb

    Well, I do too.

  • admin:

    Hey Orenthal,

    Bring it. My dad can beat up your dad, I promise. Now that I have your IP address, welcome to my fan. Shit hits it all the time.

    I imagine you’ve picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. Fucktard. BRING IT.

  • sqb:

    M speaking (spanking) the truth as always. I agree !00%. I hate that Republican Culture.

    I love your writing. You should be famous for that by now. Ever consider writing for Huffington?

  • admin:

    Any kind word from you Steve is always welcome and very much appreciated. In many ways you were a mentor to me. I still consider it one of my proudest achievements that you tapped me to engineer in your stead.

    You still got the best acoustic guitar sounds I’ve ever heard.

  • DavidLee3:

    Definitely among the best acoustic guitar sounds I’ve ever had the pleasure of experiencing. Thank you for the ear-candy Steve!

    I’ve never cared for the right wing. Smug, callous, usually rich & only trying to get richer at someone else (poor & middle-class) expense, self-shamed-secret-butt-fuckers (nothing wrong with gay folks, but self hating, self-anti-legislating D-bags are not allowed a free pass). They will surely to go to the Hell they so strongly believe deeply in & create for themselves (Thank Krishna – Karma happens).

    Sad to say, most of the Dems in office currently don’t really impress me as being “for the people” either.

    You do indeed have a gift for writing. Keep on keepin’ on.

    & yes, cold soda (especially ones without high fructose corn syrup as sweetener) is always preferable to warm.

  • admin:

    Helmet,

    Good to hear from you my old friend.

    Like I said, his was the best I’ve ever heard and to be tapped to replace him by his own self was an honor. I still remember how he did it. Two 451’s at the weirdest angle. It was his mic placement that I understood the least I guess.

    Two LA2A’s or a Stereo Fairchild and Neve 1066’s, pretty hot to tape. He was intimate with tape compression. I could never reproduce it, though I watched him do it so many times.

    He just knew.

    Most Dems don’t impress impress me but just about every Republican disgusts me.

    Thanks for the kind words.

    Hope you’re well.

  • DavidLee3:

    I believe SQB told me he usually used just 57’s on acoustic gtrs for CSN&Y & others. I was dazed & confused hearing this. I wasn’t sure if he was pulling my leg or imparting some of the purest wisdom upon me.

    Gracias, I’ll have a mohito.

    • admin:

      You know, 57’s, by virtue of ubiquity, are often under-estimated. Though it was often difficult to tell when Barney was joking.

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