I’m pretty pleased the world didn’t end whenever they said it would last weekend. I’m kinda pissed too.
It’s incredibly sad that so many of us actually bought into that shit.
I need to point out how ridiculous this nonsense is. Was. Will always be.
Give me a break. Nobody knows anything about the end of days any better than anyone else.
My theory is that we’ll see it coming. The rest of the bees will die off or Pakistan will get all jiggy with their nukes. It’s going to be obvious. We’re going to see it coming even if it’s an asteroid the size of a Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger. It absolutely will not be a surprise. That doesn’t mean it’s not coming. But it does mean we’ll see it and fear it for concrete reasons and the concept of ‘rapture’ will be the last thing escaping our lips.
I hate that there’s so many jackasses in America.
Fuck me, we’re stupid.
I’m just so frustrated. I guarantee that most, if not all of the people who believed this ridiculous crap actually vote. That doesn’t just scare me, it makes me authentically paranoid. Lots of really dumb people voting. Oh my. It’s why Dumbya got elected. It’s why jackwagons like Gingrich still enjoy the Sunday morning political talk show circuit, no matter what he says. It’s why kids in Kansas or Texas have to suffer through an absurd curriculum that includes creationism and walking with dinosaurs. These limp minded, backward ass country fucks are desperate for a reason to believe in a Santa Clause in the sky. Someone to absolve them for banging their sister or lusting after Timmy, the nine year old paper boy.
They use God to justify racism, bigotry and sexism.
They can’t handle the truth. They suck and they are morally and ethically reprehensible but they want to blame it on the Devil and be absolved by Jesus because the bible tells them so.
These roundheaded mouth breathers vote. Consistently.
They are what’s wrong with all of us. What’s wrong with everything.
They tell you that America is a “Christian Nation”. That our forefathers intended as much. Bullshit. We fled England in large part to avoid religious persecution. Most of them sought to insure that we’d forever be protected from divine intervention or any kind of God fuckery.
They lie. Excellent liars are excellent liars because they believe their own lies. I’m a salesman. The only way I could sell crap is if I didn’t believe it was crap. I don’t do that. I know the difference. The people that thought the world would end last weekend don’t know the difference. They are tragically gullible. They shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce, much less drive or vote. But they can and they do.
I am not at all sorry to tell you that the alleged master of all ceremonies according to any religion never existed at all and was only made up thousands of years ago to explain natural disasters and the attendant human suffering because science was in it’s prenatal stage.
I am sorry to tell you that the millions of people who still believe such horseshit still vote and that’s why we have the Republican party.
We need to get religion out of our politics. How many times do they have to be proven absolutely and completely wrong about every single goddamn thing before we stop paying attention to anything and everything? They tell us not to fuck everything in sight while they do just that but then ask for God’s forgiveness and that makes it okay. They are vociferous and obstreperous in compelling us to limit a woman’s choice about her own body but then refuse to provide any care or alternative to that woman when she brings that fetus to term. They railed against “Death Panels” but tell us two years later that we need to end social programs that would prevent grandma from dying on the street.
You know it as the Ryan budget and they are staring at their own demise.
Still, this is regoddamndiculous and these people should all die in the first frost of the soonest winter.
God is the problem.
Ronald Reagan said something like government isn’t the answer to our problems. Government is the problem.
God is the problem.
Drinks for my friends.