A Tale of Two Cities

I need a shower and an IV of morphine.

Regardless of what Bill Clinton did or didn’t do, it’s all already been litigated so it was politically nose blind and lasciviously tawdry for Trump to stage a pregame as an empty attempt pretend he’s not a sexist fucking pig.

Then there was the “debate”.

Trump was boorish, cheap, uninformed and full of shit.  Hillary was poised, polished and full of shit. They nailed each other on completely legitimate lies and transgressions. Neither one of them willing to answer for their flops and faceplants.   They were both successful at exposing each other for what shitty candidates they are.

He lied far more than she did but only because she’s a pro and knows better.

I’m disgusted.

We had a candidate that both these cartoons were far more afraid of than each other.  Bernie Sanders was an emulsifying, degreasing, detergent who was morally and ethically capable of running the laundry.

And that is exactly why he’s no longer around.

The debate sucked at sucking.  It was boring.  Trump was creepy but that wasn’t boring.  He was onerous.  It was just so pedestrian.  Yet Trump was pedestrian.  Like I said, he was creepy.  I just realized he’s the biggest reason I watched.  Still, it was boring.

It’s historic.

That’s why I love hated watched it.

Because it’s historic.

Drinks for my friends.

One Response to “A Tale of Two Cities”

  • reiya:

    O.K. THX 4 EXPLAINING WHY YOU GAVE AWAY A GOOD HOUR OF YOUR LIFE. I DID A PEAK A BOO; 4 REAL.

    WHILST I WAS TRIMMING AND BAGGING SHAKE FROM MY MARIJUANA PLANTS, I OBSERVED THAT SHE COMPLIMENTED HIS CHILDREN: I MEAN TO SURVIVE THAT FUCK TURD 4 A FATHER, THOSE KID’S ARE HEROIC. I CAN BARELY STAND LISTENING TO ANYTHING THAT DROOLS OUT OF HIS LIPS; THEN HE SAIS TO $HRILLERY SOMETHING LIKE “OH HOT MAMA HILLARY, YOU SHUCKED THE FLASHY PANT SUIT’S AND ONESIES”, NOT GOING TO B SO EZ FOR ME TO GRAB YOUR CROTCH. THIS TELLS ME YOU’LL BE TOUGH ON IRAN, RUSSIA AND KEEP TURKEY IN THEIR PLACE”.

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